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Posted on Sep 11th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.10.12 (41 comments)

A man can be an artist… in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Walken’s art is looking like a polyester-draped jogger who hasn’t showered for six months. He’s about to paint his masterpiece.

Posted on Sep 8th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.7.12 (26 comments)

“I’m just saying: I didn’t bother putting on pants today so some shite waiter could bring me something non-alcoholic.”

Posted on Jul 31st, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.31.12 (32 comments)

You can practically see Fredo getting whacked in the reflection.

Posted on Jul 25th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.25.12 (58 comments)

Glenn Close looked so much better when she was off the wagon.

Posted on Jul 18th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.18.12 (34 comments)

The Queen 2 is going to be fucking awesome, isn’t it?

Posted on Jun 29th, 2012
re: The Republicans Made Alec Baldwin Attack The Paparazzi Again (39 comments)

“You know why, mister? ‘Cause you brought a $2500 camera this morning, I brought an $80,000 Pillow Pet and a shirt I stole from The Late Show dressing room. *That’s* my name.”

Posted on Jun 27th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 6.27.12 (26 comments)

Not pictured: Donald Glover’s bitch-ass.

Posted on Jun 26th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 6.26.12 (32 comments)

When did Fisher Stevens start doing magic?

Posted on Jun 26th, 2012
re: Alexander Skarsgard Eating Tacos in Los Angeles (4 comments)

“You guys take used condoms, right?”

Posted on Jun 26th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 6.25.12 (26 comments)

“She’s still the hottest Spice Girl, she’s still the hottest Spice Girl, she’s still the hottest Spice Girl…”