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Posted on Oct 21st
re: Renee Zellweger: ELLE Women In Hollywood Awards (15 comments)

This woman appears to be a cross between Angie Dickenson and Diane Sawyer.

Jada: Sure, my 13-year-old daughter is lying in bed with a half-naked man. But you’re the creep, not her and certainly not Moises, despite the rather furtive expression on his face, which I’m sure you pervs read as somewhere between “Should I even be in this bed with her?” and “I can’t even get up to leave yet cause I’ve still got a semi.”
I despise you and don’t want to hear from you until a Smith has a new movie coming out.

Posted on May 5th
re: Here's Miley Cyrus' Newest Naked Thing (32 comments)

I’d put a bag over my head, too, just to be sure.

Posted on May 2nd
re: Here's Miley Cyrus' Newest Naked Thing (32 comments)

She is an odd one, that’s for sure. Nothing wrong with selling crappy songs using T&A, of course, but it’s the overwhelming sense of desperation and the extreme need for attention she exudes that is making her act more than a little uncomfortable.

Posted on Apr 27th
re: Katy Perry Did Jewface (33 comments)

For the first time I actually like Katy Perry. She has strayed into a weird fusion of Borat/Kids in the Hall territory and all I can say is, I liked it!

She’s a terrible actor, isn’t she? As she hurt-staggered around with her broken wings and then collapsed melodramatically, I kept expecting Jon Lovitz to jump out and shout, :”Actiinggg!”

Don’t dis the Ice man. When’s the last time Kraft asked any of you haters to do a commercial? Thought so. Vanilla Ice may be a lot of things, but he’s a hustler for sure, still working after all these years. This cat has more than nine lives and I wouldn’t count him out yet.

Posted on Feb 18th
re: Miley Cyrus X-Rated Live Bangerz Tour: Vancouver (8 comments)

Yes! Best comparison I’ve yet to hear.

I for one want to party with that girl. Drinkin’ ice-cold long neck beers … drivin’ around dusty back roads in a pickup … and screwin’ like crazed weasels til dawn! Yee f**kin’ haw!!

Posted on Jan 8th
re: Miley Cyrus Vagina Wedgie (7 comments)

She wants you to see her snatch
She needs you to see her snatch
She insists that you look at her snatch
If there was such a thing as snatchchat, she would be the first to post
She came, she saw, she snatched
Snatchity snatch snatch
Snatchmo smatchmo
Real entertainers reveal their labial lips
So shut up all you haters