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She’s a terrible actor, isn’t she? As she hurt-staggered around with her broken wings and then collapsed melodramatically, I kept expecting Jon Lovitz to jump out and shout, :”Actiinggg!”

Don’t dis the Ice man. When’s the last time Kraft asked any of you haters to do a commercial? Thought so. Vanilla Ice may be a lot of things, but he’s a hustler for sure, still working after all these years. This cat has more than nine lives and I wouldn’t count him out yet.

Posted on Feb 18th
re: Miley Cyrus X-Rated Live Bangerz Tour: Vancouver (8 comments)

Yes! Best comparison I’ve yet to hear.

I for one want to party with that girl. Drinkin’ ice-cold long neck beers … drivin’ around dusty back roads in a pickup … and screwin’ like crazed weasels til dawn! Yee f**kin’ haw!!

Posted on Jan 8th
re: Miley Cyrus Vagina Wedgie (7 comments)

She wants you to see her snatch
She needs you to see her snatch
She insists that you look at her snatch
If there was such a thing as snatchchat, she would be the first to post
She came, she saw, she snatched
Snatchity snatch snatch
Snatchmo smatchmo
Real entertainers reveal their labial lips
So shut up all you haters

Posted on Nov 15th, 2013
re: Kim Kardashian's Ass Is A Terrible Driver (50 comments)

Better make sure they’re commercial grade.

Posted on Nov 15th, 2013
re: Kim Kardashian's Ass Is A Terrible Driver (50 comments)

On second thought, it’s starting to look like one of the do-it-yourself butt cheek injections gone horribly, comically wrong.