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Posted on Dec 18th
re: And Now Here's Lindsay Lohan's Sad Video (24 comments)

In case you missed it, here’s Tammy.

Posted on Dec 18th
re: And Now Here's Lindsay Lohan's Sad Video (24 comments)

Bruce McCullough of Kids in the Hall already did this video as Tammy.

Posted on Oct 21st
re: Renee Zellweger: ELLE Women In Hollywood Awards (15 comments)

This woman appears to be a cross between Angie Dickenson and Diane Sawyer.

Jada: Sure, my 13-year-old daughter is lying in bed with a half-naked man. But you’re the creep, not her and certainly not Moises, despite the rather furtive expression on his face, which I’m sure you pervs read as somewhere between “Should I even be in this bed with her?” and “I can’t even get up to leave yet cause I’ve still got a semi.”
I despise you and don’t want to hear from you until a Smith has a new movie coming out.

Posted on May 5th
re: Here's Miley Cyrus' Newest Naked Thing (32 comments)

I’d put a bag over my head, too, just to be sure.

Posted on May 2nd
re: Here's Miley Cyrus' Newest Naked Thing (32 comments)

She is an odd one, that’s for sure. Nothing wrong with selling crappy songs using T&A, of course, but it’s the overwhelming sense of desperation and the extreme need for attention she exudes that is making her act more than a little uncomfortable.

Posted on Apr 27th
re: Katy Perry Did Jewface (33 comments)

For the first time I actually like Katy Perry. She has strayed into a weird fusion of Borat/Kids in the Hall territory and all I can say is, I liked it!

She’s a terrible actor, isn’t she? As she hurt-staggered around with her broken wings and then collapsed melodramatically, I kept expecting Jon Lovitz to jump out and shout, :”Actiinggg!”

Don’t dis the Ice man. When’s the last time Kraft asked any of you haters to do a commercial? Thought so. Vanilla Ice may be a lot of things, but he’s a hustler for sure, still working after all these years. This cat has more than nine lives and I wouldn’t count him out yet.

Posted on Feb 18th
re: Miley Cyrus X-Rated Live Bangerz Tour: Vancouver (8 comments)

Yes! Best comparison I’ve yet to hear.