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Posted at 12:27pm
re: Miley Cyrus: amfAR Inspiration LA Gala (3 comments)

That’s much better.

What was wrong with her vocal chords? She died getting another neck tuck.

Either way, I was a long time fan until she started bitching all the time. She could dish it out but would freak if anyone said anything about her.

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: Leonardo DiCaprio Knows Karate (17 comments)

As sad as these photos are, lets not forget about the quantity and quality of bitches this guy gets. I don’t even know when he has time for movies or why he even bothers to be in them. I’d just sit around on my boat with my pony tail and beard eating cheetos and wait for the bitches to come to my boat so I could show them my really bad kung fu moves.

So close. I just need a boat.

Posted on Feb 25th, 2013
re: Anne Hathaway's Nipples Would Like To Thank The Academy (14 comments)

So much face. Can we agree than Anne should only play used and discarded prostitutes from now.

I’d squirt one on her but playing an emotional office slut in Phily doesn’t seem like that far of a stretch.