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“Oh, Fish….. You have the softest, strongest hands…..”

Posted on Jul 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.28.14 (23 comments)

“Elder Fry, this is surely the greatest Word of Wisdom seminar in LDS history!”

“Truly, I agree with you, Elder Simmons! What say you, Elder Pratt?”

“Hmmmm. I don’t think Sister Julianne is wearing the undergarments of Chastity.”

Posted on Jul 28th
re: Toni Garrn Topless Photos (1 comments)

“I swear he got ‘em from Jonah Hill, and then he gave ‘em right to me.”

Posted on Jul 28th
re: Sarah Palin Launched An Online TV Network (80 comments)

Slappy Magoo wins this post.

Posted on Jul 28th
re: Cobie Smulders: Marvel Panel - Comic-Con 2014 (1 comments)

“As long as no one tells Cobie the rest of us get paid in cash, we get to keep having craft services.”

“Look! Zack Snyder just hung himself.”

Posted on Jul 28th
re: How To Cosplay. (2 comments)

So… that Chris Brady’s a moron, right?

And that was the moment when Ben realized there’ll never be another Oscar in his career.

“‘Sup.”
“Where’s Matt?”
“Where’s your flying dog, douche?”

Posted on Jul 28th
re: James Spader: Marvel Panel - Comic-Con 2014 (2 comments)

“It’s a movie and a paycheck. Thankfully, I don’t have to actually care.”