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Posted on Sep 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.15.14 (27 comments)

“That’s Lieutenant Douchebag, soldier!”

Posted on Sep 12th
re: Ariana Grande Performing on 'Today' (4 comments)

Are those the panties your mother laid out for you?

“Did O.J. or Baretta send my letterman’s jacket yet?”

Luckiest damn mic pack in Orange County.

“Wow, you still have a Kardashian smell in there!”

“I thought the Mercedes CLA class used keyless entry?”

Posted on Sep 12th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.12.14 (7 comments)

It’s gotta be in ounces.
359 oz = 2.8 gallons, which seems about right.

Posted on Sep 12th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.12.14 (15 comments)

“Oh, why bother with Imagur, mien dumpling? Come inside with me and I’ll pose for one.”

Posted on Sep 12th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.12.14 (24 comments)

“TMZ says that’s you on the motorcycle, Daddy.”

Posted on Sep 11th
re: Hilary Duff In Tight Jeans: 'All Over You' Set (1 comments)

That loud noise was Fish’s head exploding.