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Posted on Jul 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.21.14 (19 comments)

Looks like a job for Homocil.

Posted on Jul 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.21.14 (13 comments)

“Duck, bitch!”
– screamed the random black guy in the back of the theater.

I came here to smoke, do blow, throw up on myself and pop zits. Looks like I’m all out of blow.

Posted on Jul 18th
re: Uh, Guys, I Don't Think It Was The Russians (67 comments)

1985? Doubtful. At the least that implies opposable thumbs.

Posted on Jul 18th
re: Uh, Guys, I Don't Think It Was The Russians (67 comments)

Phil, I grew up in the era of Michael Jordan. Bar none the greatest player I ever saw baseline-to-baseline, wing-to-wing with absolute command of a basketball game from 0:00 to 48:00 was Magic Johnson. He was Five Deadly Venoms in hightops.

That said, it would be hard to argue against Kareem Abdul-Jabbar as the greatest player of all time. He turned the sky hook into high art AND put that big ass footprint on Bruce Lee’s chest in Game Of Death. Brother was putting in work.

Posted on Jul 18th
re: Uh, Guys, I Don't Think It Was The Russians (67 comments)

Ha!

Posted on Jul 18th
re: Uh, Guys, I Don't Think It Was The Russians (67 comments)

*bows* Well done, Fish. BTW my fact checker, since we’re covering hard news and all, must state that Magic does not have AIDS, he is HIV+…. with career playoff averages of 20 Pts, 12 Asts and 8 Rebs per game.

Posted on Jul 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.17.14 (11 comments)

Check out the big brain on Lou. ;)

Posted on Jul 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.17.14 (36 comments)

Brilliant. ;)

Posted on Jul 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.17.14 (4 comments)

With this look no one’s going to be maulin’ Ackerman anytime soon.