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Posted on Oct 28th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.28.14 (15 comments)

New popstar shorthand for “solo”.

Posted on Oct 28th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.28.14 (5 comments)

I’m staying tuned for further developments.

Posted on Oct 28th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.28.14 (14 comments)

The bucket’s for you, Zaloog. Holla back when you need me to pick you up.

Posted on Oct 28th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.28.14 (15 comments)

Asked where they usually aim it.

Posted on Oct 28th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.28.14 (14 comments)

This one’s called Bruised Eye Socket in acrylic.

Posted on Oct 28th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.28.14 (10 comments)

Running out of idddeas.

Posted on Oct 28th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.28.14 (37 comments)

Try rolling the window down.

Posted on Oct 28th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.28.14 (16 comments)

Every time I think the stock in American celebrity has officially bottomed out something like this comes along to drive the price even lower.

Posted on Oct 28th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.28.14 (15 comments)

Girl: You mean you’re…
BS: Oh, you thought I was…
GIrl: Yeah…
BS: No way!
Girl: Way!
BS: Yeah. Really I couldn’t be any gayer.
(long pause)
Girl: So… this is goodbye?
BS: Hopefully forever. We all clear now?
Girl: Yep.
BS: Good. High five.
GIrl: Oh look, there’s Joe Jonas!

Posted on Aug 27th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.27.14 (19 comments)

She’s so intoxicated she travels with her own drunk hiccup bubbles.