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So you heard her say something witty at Howard Stern’s birthday party and now you no longer dry heave at her bad built naked body? Jesus, you’re easy to win over. You must lose your shit and let any dude into any orifice if he tells you a knock knock joke.

Posted on Dec 19th, 2012
re: Ke$ha's 'Die Young' Pulled Off The Air Because.. Well, Yeah (24 comments)

“Ke$ha has rocked the airwaves since she stepped out into the spotlight”

Are you fucking high? What real person talks like that and about fucking Ke$ha no less. This chick looks like a retarded female version of John Travolta (ie like regular John Travolta) and her “music” is abysmal. If anything, people are just using the shooting to get that shit off the airwaves she has been allegedly rocking.

Posted on Dec 17th, 2012
re: Miley Cyrus' Transformered Inta Dang Ol' Billy Idol (38 comments)

So I guess it’s official – Miley Cyrus is completely surrounded by people who deaf, dumb and blind but continuously tell her she’s creative, edgy and talented. I think someone needs an intervention.

What’s up with Kanye’s cape? It looks like the cheapest piece of shit ever. Oh wait…Kim’s there.

That’s easy – there are tons of vapid, moronic fangirls out there with a disposable income.

You do know that dudes will pretty much look at any woman no matter how out of shape or desperate they might seem, right? If it’s bare and there, they will look. It’s why women like this do the shit they do.

No offense, guys.

Posted on Aug 16th, 2011
re: Courtney Stodden Isn't 16. I'll Start There. (99 comments)

Pretty sure no one is buying it. People are just basically in awe of their stupidity and grossness at this point.

Posted on Aug 16th, 2011
re: 'Real Housewives' Taylor Armstrong's Husband Killed Himself (72 comments)

No, she’s not. That’s the other two useless broads on the show – Kim and Kyle.

Posted on Aug 16th, 2011
re: 'Real Housewives' Taylor Armstrong's Husband Killed Himself (72 comments)

Insurance companies rarely pay out when someone commits suicide.