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To momi and barnaby:

1. You realize I can see your IP address and know you’re the same person, right? Okay, good.

2. The site’s only been around since late 2004.

3. Dicks. Eat them.

Did this comment seriously just happen?

And fixed. We’re incredible at our jobs, aren’t we?

Fixed.

I’m nerd enough to know Captain America’s shield is made of vibranium, but not nerd enough to know it will stop a mythical hammer that you’d just assume would bludgeon our puny Earth metals into shit-paste. Then again, I have somehow touched a vagina which probably stole that information right out of me. GODDAMMIT.

Pretty simple explanation on the photos: TMZ bought the 24 hour exclusive rights to them which means I couldn’t buy them even if I had the cash to. (I can tomorrow, so don’t be surprised to see them on here if this story somehow gets more interesting.)

As for Photo Boy pulling double duty, that ended as quickly as it started yesterday. Although he will be flying solo next week when I take my annual vacation to the Redneck Riviera like the slovenly creature of habit I am.

Just now seeing this thread and HOLY SHIT, people. McBeef is definitely not banned. Really boring explanation with ass raping results: Apparently I marked one of his comments as Spam because it was written in Russian. (Sorry, 99.9% a comment is in Russia it’s followed by Spam. Total reflex action.) After doing that, some of his comments started getting auto-filtered as Spam until I shoved them back in. That should stop happening less and less, but every once in a while our filter gets sensitive. For example, regulars like justifiable and TomFrank have found themselves occasionally auto-moderated just for frequency of comments. It’s fucking annoying to say the least but it apparently it leads to an hours-long conversation about the FBI helping my dad fuck me in the ass. I’m honestly just impressed at the amount of subplots here.

Also, kudos, TomFrank because Dick Meat MD, ricky, Fuego, Maria, Error Report, Joey D., Serena66, Jenkins, Doughnot Boy, cecil, deer park, Cat Lady, Colon, Dan F, Fear, Jack Damnsey, Lilly are all the same person.

Just so everyone doesn’t think justifiable is talking to his/her self, I deleted a comment containing the usual “Wah, why don’t you make fun of Muslims?” and included the Muhammad cartoon. So yeah…

I’m sorry, I couldn’t resist hopping in here because BE you’ve been getting your ass handed to you, specifically by justifiable, for trying to speak authoritatively about shit you clearly know nothing about. So let’s start with this statement first:

“Points to Fish for figuring out that getting people to argue religion gets him more hits than the TA thing.”

No, not even close. T&A destroys for us. The pageviews this post will get is next to nothing to say some random D-lister in a bikini. But what’s even more amazing is you made this statement without access to our analytics, i.e. you pulled it directly out of your ass and considered it truth which says a lot about your argumentative skills. As for stirring people up, posts like these do hardly anything for us metrics-wise. The reason for them is pure Occam’s Razor: I like spouting off.

“I see he’s taking it to the next level with metrics to make get more income.”

Again, statement pulled completely out of your ass. Do you honestly think I’ve sat here for years not once looking at daily analytics to gauge what registers? Do you have absolutely any idea how running a site like this even works? Because you’ve already made the ignorant mistake of conflating high comment counts with PVs. High comment counts mean nothing. There could be a post with 1,000 comments and it still won’t even hold a candle to a titty gallery.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need a beer to wash down your lunch.

Tom, that was my bad. I made the Spam filter a little too tight a month or so back. It has now been loosened like a filthy vagina.