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Posted on Dec 19th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.19.14 (20 comments)

Or as Stephen Collins likes to call her, Exhibit DD in his defense.

Posted on Dec 19th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.19.14 (14 comments)

The audience gasped as Jon said “Excuse me while I whip this out”, and proceeded to remove the trophy from his front pants pocket.

Posted on Dec 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 12.18.14 (5 comments)

He just realized that he went from fucking Kate Beckinsale to fucking Sarah Silverman.

I think I’ve just found my new Tinder profile picture.

Posted on Dec 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 12.17.14 (9 comments)

She’s not my first choice for Power Girl, but what the hell, it’s not like I’d be looking at her face anyway.

Posted on Dec 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.16.14 (6 comments)

This is what happens when Tracey Ullman and Arnold Schwarzenegger share a telepod.

Posted on Dec 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.16.14 (21 comments)

Nice to see Clint’s still got all of his own teeth. Or George Washington’s. One or the other.

Posted on Dec 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 12.15.14 (13 comments)

The really unfortunate thing is that his twin brother had to shoot his finger off too, so they could continue doing their magic act.

Posted on Dec 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 12.15.14 (32 comments)

“This hat just bottles in the heat, I don’t even need a coat! It’s unbelievable!”

Posted on Dec 12th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.12.14 (14 comments)

“Crikey! Why is it so orange?!”