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Posted on Sep 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.22.14 (9 comments)

If the youngest one is dressed up like Wonder Woman this will literally be a dream come true.

Posted on Sep 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.22.14 (13 comments)

For a brief, glorious second, I thought we were getting an “Overboard” remake.

Posted on Sep 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.22.14 (23 comments)

And now it’s assured that this protest won’t make a profit.

Posted on Sep 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.22.14 (15 comments)

Say what you will about January Jones, but she knows who to dupe.

“Okay, James Franco and Selena Gomez, you did not just take turns making a human centipede with me. That funny taste in your mouth is Indian food. Now look into this light and pick up a basket on your way out.”

Posted on Sep 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 9.18.14 (11 comments)

“Charliiiiiiiiiiize! Please let me in! I promise I won’t even look at you again!”

Posted on Sep 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 9.18.14 (7 comments)

Harry’s Stylist.

Posted on Sep 18th
re: Lady Gaga Seashell Bikini: Athens, Greece (9 comments)

Okay, I get the two seashells, but what the hell am I supposed to do with the third one?

Posted on Sep 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.17.14 (18 comments)

Why doesn’t the RIAA have a commisoner?

Posted on Sep 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.17.14 (34 comments)

I wish she’d have some throat surgery.