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Posted on Jul 29th
re: Orlando Bloom Parties In Spain (1 comments)

Let this be a lesson to every man on Earth. If you take a swing at Justin Bieber, topless women will walk on water to blow you.

Posted on Jul 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.29.14 (20 comments)

Let’s hope she doesn’t drop that kid off at the pool.

Posted on Jul 29th
re: Lindsay Lohan's Saggy Cleavage in a Knit Romper (5 comments)

Back when I would watch “Herbie Fully Loaded” and masturbate, I never imagined she’d turn out like this.

I mean when it first came out. Not last week when I did it.

Posted on Jul 28th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.28.14 (4 comments)

She’s eating for 1 1/4 now.

Posted on Jul 28th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.28.14 (14 comments)

Wake me when the altar boys get here.

Posted on Jul 28th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.28.14 (11 comments)

“Oh shit, Harry sent Photo Boy picture of dad in a jet again.”

Posted on Jul 28th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.28.14 (15 comments)

“For the last time, I’m telling you Gerard Butler isn’t hiding in there! Now go!”

Posted on Jul 28th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.28.14 (20 comments)

Honestly, I’d have the same look on my face if Mickey Rourke from 1989 walked right in front of me too.

Posted on Jul 28th
re: Rihanna Bikini Photos: Barbados Photo Shoot (5 comments)

While Eddie Murphy back there imagines that the exhaust of his jet ski is Rihanna. Or Rick James.

Downey: Hey guys, drugs made me lose all my self respect, when did you lose yours?
Bettany: The Tourist.
Brolin: Jonah Hex.
Spader: Right now.