re: Orlando Bloom Parties In Spain (1 comments)
Let this be a lesson to every man on Earth. If you take a swing at Justin Bieber, topless women will walk on water to blow you.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.29.14 (20 comments)
Let’s hope she doesn’t drop that kid off at the pool.
re: Lindsay Lohan's Saggy Cleavage in a Knit Romper (5 comments)
Back when I would watch “Herbie Fully Loaded” and masturbate, I never imagined she’d turn out like this.
I mean when it first came out. Not last week when I did it.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.28.14 (4 comments)
She’s eating for 1 1/4 now.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.28.14 (14 comments)
Wake me when the altar boys get here.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.28.14 (11 comments)
“Oh shit, Harry sent Photo Boy picture of dad in a jet again.”
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.28.14 (15 comments)
“For the last time, I’m telling you Gerard Butler isn’t hiding in there! Now go!”
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.28.14 (20 comments)
Honestly, I’d have the same look on my face if Mickey Rourke from 1989 walked right in front of me too.
re: Rihanna Bikini Photos: Barbados Photo Shoot (5 comments)
While Eddie Murphy back there imagines that the exhaust of his jet ski is Rihanna. Or Rick James.
re: Paul Bettany, Robert Downey Jr., Josh Brolin & James Spader: Marvel Panel - Comic-Con 2014 (7 comments)
Downey: Hey guys, drugs made me lose all my self respect, when did you lose yours?
Bettany: The Tourist.
Brolin: Jonah Hex.
Spader: Right now.