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Posted on Nov 20th
re: All The Shit Happening With Bill Cosby (126 comments)

I’m just waiting for the inevitable Lisa Bonet story to finally come out. She was the only un-funny kid on his show, yet she got her own spin-off. Then she bailed on that after a year. If the girls he raped never got anything, what the hell did she have to do to get so much?

Posted on Nov 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 11.18.14 (9 comments)

And I thought talking to my dad on the phone was rough.

Posted on Nov 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 11.18.14 (22 comments)

Somebody just informed him that he’s been in a food coma for the past 17 years and that it’s no longer 1997.

This just changed my perception of “I Am Legend”. I’m now a fan of the zombies, and thank them for taking out two Smiths.

Posted on Nov 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.17.14 (22 comments)

Just be thankful they didn’t post a close up. She got ebola or that thing from 28 Days Later on the way to the wedding.

Posted on Nov 17th
re: Angelina Jolie: 18th Annual Hollywood Film Awards (9 comments)

“Fucken Brad Pitt. Why can’t my wife get tit cancah?”

Posted on Nov 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 11.14.14 (18 comments)

Is that Rockwell trying to climb up the ladder and sneak in through a window?

Posted on Nov 14th
re: Science Beat Kim Kardashian's Ass (38 comments)

Science just pulled a knife on Kim. Now she needs to pull a gun and get her fat, oily ass to Mars.

Posted on Nov 12th
re: Kim Kardashian's Butt Is Naked (54 comments)

George Zimmerman, time to make yourself useful.

Posted on Nov 12th
re: Kim Kardashian Nude Full-Frontal (37 comments)

Okay Kim, say “money!”.