re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.19.14 (20 comments)
Or as Stephen Collins likes to call her, Exhibit DD in his defense.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.19.14 (14 comments)
The audience gasped as Jon said “Excuse me while I whip this out”, and proceeded to remove the trophy from his front pants pocket.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 12.18.14 (5 comments)
He just realized that he went from fucking Kate Beckinsale to fucking Sarah Silverman.
re: Jesus Forgave Stephen Collins, Everybody, It's All Better Now! (19 comments)
I think I’ve just found my new Tinder profile picture.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 12.17.14 (9 comments)
She’s not my first choice for Power Girl, but what the hell, it’s not like I’d be looking at her face anyway.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.16.14 (6 comments)
This is what happens when Tracey Ullman and Arnold Schwarzenegger share a telepod.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.16.14 (21 comments)
Nice to see Clint’s still got all of his own teeth. Or George Washington’s. One or the other.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 12.15.14 (13 comments)
The really unfortunate thing is that his twin brother had to shoot his finger off too, so they could continue doing their magic act.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 12.15.14 (32 comments)
“This hat just bottles in the heat, I don’t even need a coat! It’s unbelievable!”
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.12.14 (14 comments)
“Crikey! Why is it so orange?!”