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Photo Boy!? What the hell? I mean, yes, Irina’s fantastic, but one pic in TCWM?

“So that’s what Equus looks like from the front row?”

And the white dude says, “Holy shiznit!”

Meh. I’d still pee in her butt.

But then, I get some good distance on my stream. And apparently neither one of us would mind if I missed.

As one of the last true gentlemen in this benighted world, I make Irina this solemn pledge:

I’d pee in your butt.

Ah, Fish, you may be an East Coast lib’rul shut-in, but you do know your business.

My beard stands at attention for her, but salutes you, sir!

The shit stain on my grandpa’s tighty-whiteys is better than them. So what?

Hot young MILF who gave blow job for engagement ring > 40 year old bitch who pays people daily to fill her ass with scented water.

Paltrow once begged me for a lock of my beard to use as a tampon.

In fairness, she would have gotten that second Oscar with it. Also, we’d have been spared “Apple”.

Nothing says serious UFO documentary like, “I gots no shoes!”