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Posted on Dec 17th, 2013
re: Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini Photos: Malibu (5 comments)

What face?

Posted on Dec 17th, 2013
re: Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini Photos: Malibu (1 comments)

I’m becoming more and more convinced that this whole ad campaign is actually a cover for the next R. Kelly album, “This is What I Drank ‘Fore I Pist on U”.

Posted on Dec 13th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.13.13 (15 comments)

I guess I don’t check the CDC website that often, but damn, that must have required a helluva containment team.

Posted on Dec 13th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.13.13 (8 comments)

So, wait, now Santa’s a white *woman*?

Posted on Dec 13th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.13.13 (35 comments)

Good gawd! Hope the crew had hazmat suits.

Posted on Dec 13th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.13.13 (15 comments)

“I love eggnog so damn much! I want to be it!”

Posted on Dec 13th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.13.13 (37 comments)

“Yo Cee Lo! Ditch the sandals! They might find out you’re Santa!”

Posted on Dec 13th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.13.13 (33 comments)

Isn’t she a little “dark” for the Christmas season?

I’m not clear on your problem.

She’s got tits. Wonderful, gorgeous, domineering, “I’m an Aryan brood-mare” tits.

And she’s a celebrity. She’s got the 2nd highest rated show on the highest rated “news” channel.

If she wasn’t up for snark, she should have gone into print, where she’d have lived a blissful life of anonymity.

Posted on Dec 12th, 2013
re: I Wonder How The War On Christmas Is Going (130 comments)

You can be honest with me: Is this a parody, or are you just that wonderful kind of racist who doesn’t even know they’ve fallen into kitsch?