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You know it’s bad when even the chick in the background disapproves.

He is using this as his headshot when he tries out to be the next voice of Elmo.

Redneck tuxedo? I see she returned the favor and dressed as Dang Ol Miley Cyrus

Hulk is self-centered. He hogged the whole press conference – no one even mentioned who that melted face guy is suing.

You guys are so ungrateful! Ke$sha may not look great, but at least she isn’t in a bikini.

hahahahah

Polymelia: a birth defect seen when an embryo starts as conjoined twins, but one twin consumes the other, leaving behind only a shrunken, deformed limb. Here we see a second, equally flabby arm just underneath her normal arm.

To anyone else on this blog who ever took Contracts (or watched The Paper Chase), I give you the infamous hairy hand from Hawkins v. McGee.

Is he her date or a hostage?

The irony of course being that massive amounts of plastic surgery destroyed her sense of smell. This modern day Hellen Keller has much to teach us.