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Posted on May 16th
re: Has Anyone Seen Nick Stahl? (41 comments)

I just IMDB’d this guy and STILL don’t know who the hell he is.

Posted on May 7th
re: Lindsay Lohan Had Dinner With Woody Allen (23 comments)

Am I suffering from the hysterical blindness or does she actually look really good again?

Posted on Mar 26th
re: Jessica Simpson Is Wearing Tarps Now (46 comments)

Think of all the trouble she went to: digging up Helen Roper’s corpse for that turbo muumuu!

Posted on Nov 18th, 2011
re: January Jones Is Too Beautiful To Carry Her Baby (49 comments)

bwahahahahahahahahahaa

Posted on Nov 18th, 2011
re: January Jones Is Too Beautiful To Carry Her Baby (49 comments)

Well, she IS a little too wooden to be bending her arms and all that shiz. Haven’t you seen her act?

Posted on Nov 16th, 2011
re: Justin Bieber Paternity Suit Dropped (33 comments)

They simply confirmed my previous theory: His testicles haven’t even dropped yet.

Posted on Nov 10th, 2011
re: Mel Gibson Made Another Baby (18 comments)

Now, now — this excessive breeding is merely research in his ultimate quest to land the role of Jim-Bob Duggar on the big screen.

Posted on Nov 8th, 2011
re: Michelle Duggar Pregnant With 20th Baby (245 comments)

By now, she could probably donate her meat curtains to the Kennedy Center so they can decorate the stage.

Posted on Oct 20th, 2011
re: BREAKING: Lindsay Lohan Already Pulled A No-Show At Morgue (72 comments)

“Oh, she’ll definitely show up at the morgue one of these days, soon … the handwriting is on the wall.” ~ Plato

Posted on Oct 19th, 2011
re: Ashton Kutcher Knocked Up January Jones. Here We Go... (68 comments)

Cracks me up when people rant things like ‘girl’ did (“It stopped being funny a long time ago”), and yet here she is on the very site she condemns. Hmmm. bwahahahahahahahaaa.