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Posted on Jun 5th, 2013
re: Wait. Isn't Joe Francis' Whole Life A Sex Tape? (26 comments)

*suppresses vomiting instinct* Trying to imagine who on earth would have any interest in watching him diddle or seeing his gross tallywacker …

Posted on May 14th, 2013
re: Angelina Jolie's Breasts (1995 - 2013) (129 comments)

Christina Applegate made the decision to have this same procedure (for the same peace of mind) a few years ago, even looking at the bright side by joking that her implants will still be cute and perky when she’s in a nursing home. So, it’s not a new story: Angelina just clearly gets the media salivating a helluva lot more.

Posted on May 16th, 2012
re: Has Anyone Seen Nick Stahl? (41 comments)

I just IMDB’d this guy and STILL don’t know who the hell he is.

Posted on May 7th, 2012
re: Lindsay Lohan Had Dinner With Woody Allen (23 comments)

Am I suffering from the hysterical blindness or does she actually look really good again?

Posted on Mar 26th, 2012
re: Jessica Simpson Is Wearing Tarps Now (46 comments)

Think of all the trouble she went to: digging up Helen Roper’s corpse for that turbo muumuu!

Posted on Nov 18th, 2011
re: January Jones Is Too Beautiful To Carry Her Baby (50 comments)

bwahahahahahahahahahaa

Posted on Nov 18th, 2011
re: January Jones Is Too Beautiful To Carry Her Baby (50 comments)

Well, she IS a little too wooden to be bending her arms and all that shiz. Haven’t you seen her act?

Posted on Nov 16th, 2011
re: Justin Bieber Paternity Suit Dropped (33 comments)

They simply confirmed my previous theory: His testicles haven’t even dropped yet.

Posted on Nov 10th, 2011
re: Mel Gibson Made Another Baby (18 comments)

Now, now — this excessive breeding is merely research in his ultimate quest to land the role of Jim-Bob Duggar on the big screen.

Posted on Nov 8th, 2011
re: Michelle Duggar Pregnant With 20th Baby (249 comments)

By now, she could probably donate her meat curtains to the Kennedy Center so they can decorate the stage.