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Christina Applegate made the decision to have this same procedure (for the same peace of mind) a few years ago, even looking at the bright side by joking that her implants will still be cute and perky when she’s in a nursing home. So, it’s not a new story: Angelina just clearly gets the media salivating a helluva lot more.

I just IMDB’d this guy and STILL don’t know who the hell he is.

Am I suffering from the hysterical blindness or does she actually look really good again?

Think of all the trouble she went to: digging up Helen Roper’s corpse for that turbo muumuu!

bwahahahahahahahahahaa

Well, she IS a little too wooden to be bending her arms and all that shiz. Haven’t you seen her act?

They simply confirmed my previous theory: His testicles haven’t even dropped yet.

Now, now — this excessive breeding is merely research in his ultimate quest to land the role of Jim-Bob Duggar on the big screen.

By now, she could probably donate her meat curtains to the Kennedy Center so they can decorate the stage.

“Oh, she’ll definitely show up at the morgue one of these days, soon … the handwriting is on the wall.” ~ Plato