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That would explain the fishing lure on his lapel. Of course, it doesn’t explain the why of velour waders.

At least her wedding dress is better then Britney’s was. This isn’t a wedding? But why is that lady dressed worse then the bride and carrying the train?

He’s just realised he’s confused Rio’s Carnivale with Sydney’s Mardi Gras

Who is she waving at? I don’t see anybody in these pictures. I guess after the red carpet, velvet rope and barricades, the producers ran out of money for rent-a-crowd

Should kids that age be allowed to watch Seven? Because I can’t name anything else she’s been in that would be worth watching.

In profile, that meter is a bit phallic. She’s probably confused why she’s paying it.

I thought it was Pete Doherty dressed like Samantha Ronson to confuse Lindsay Lohan. Figuring “that if she does those things to get into fashion shows, imagine what she’d do for this suitcase full of blow”.

“Pretend it’s yours”