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Posted on Mar 27th
re: Oh, Yeah, Anna Wintour Made The Right Call (41 comments)

you sound fat

Posted on Oct 10th, 2013
re: So South Park Made A George Zimmerman Episode (59 comments)

All the morons I know live in a world of absolutes and oversimplifications. Thanks for confirming the rule ass wad.

Posted on Oct 10th, 2013
re: So South Park Made A George Zimmerman Episode (59 comments)

“To put it in terms of the people who will hate this post, I spent the whole episode wishing I was getting double-jerked off by Osama bin Laden and Karl Marx on top of Charlton Heston‘s grave”

Hats off to you, superficial writer. Brilliant.

Posted on Oct 7th, 2013
re: Lindsay Lohan Wants To Open Her Own Rehab (22 comments)

I am going to open my own rehab facility…with blackjack and hookers!

See Fish? This is how you write an intelligent, articulate and well-structured post. Hire this guy to be your editor once and for all, so you can stop writing long-winded and punctuation starved posts that are painful to read. You sound like you took grammar lessons from Miley Cyrus herself.
The only reason I keep coming to this site is for the comments, and by God I was not disappointed today.

Here is a gift:
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Now you have enough punctuation to write a decent paragraph. Holy shit, it is painful to read these posts.

Yet another shining example of a long winded and punctuation starved article, with an equally awkward title ….who is your editor…Amanda Bynes?

Posted on Feb 24th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 2.24.12 (70 comments)

sweetie get over it. Stretch marks are probably a sensitive subject for you but do not take it personally. They are unatractive and there is nothing anyone can do about.