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She’s thinking the same thought about you when you’re behind her and she’s trying to pretend you’re David Beckham.

Trust me…where there’s a will, there’s a way ;)

Well I’m pretty sure she’s made more money in her short amount of fame than you ever will in ten lifetimes, soooooo I think she’s doing ok.

Kirstie Alley wasn’t lying!! She really DID lose weight!!

“This is the smallest penis I’ve ever…oh! Nevermind.”

“Addicted to Needy, Stalker-esque Love. Oh, and Food.”

Emphasis on “High”.

What happened to her face?? Not that any of you have even noticed.

Uhhh yeah, you’re delusional.

Not really. Women who are getting called pigs usually ARE pigs. There are plenty of guys who like a girl of average weight, but the fact remains that men like their women to be in shape. It says a lot about a woman’s personality if she keeps herself looking good. And yes, lots of men like the “anorexic” look too, but that’s because they can’t contemplate anything except for their own needs and wants.