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re: Melissa Satta in a Bikini:
The Crap I Missed – Wednesday 5.1.13 (8 comments)
Hate the ink, love everything else.
re: Michelle Rodriguez in a Bikini:
The Crap I Missed – Monday 4.29.13 (7 comments)
Had a thing for her since the original Fast and Furious. Wanted to get roughed up in bed by her back then. Want to get roughed her in bed by her now.
re: Katy Perry Breastfeeding Smurfette Is One Way To Promote A Children's Movie, I Guess (11 comments)
What is it with Katy and the puppets? Letting Smurfette suck on her tits, letting Moe go down on her and basically flashing Elmo. Make me almost wish she’d do an all puppet gangbang if it wouldn’t destroy all of my childhood memories of the puppets participating.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 4.19.13 (20 comments)
85. 1985.
re: I Think They Found The Boston Marathon Suspects (71 comments)
1. These are cops, not Navy SEALs. Different training altogether.
2. Different environment. Dense suburban neighborhood with thousands of American civilians (many of whom are probably children) vs. foreign soil.
3. These 9,000 cops have to be VERY careful how they apprehend this clown since he may have additional explosives on him. Getting reckless could get a ton of people killed. Even if one of them is the terrorist, the cops will still be on the hook for any fuck-ups.
re: Jon Hamm Was On 'Sesame Street' And Other News (12 comments)
Heather Graham.
Living proof that this world is indeed a VERY unfair place.
(going to watch Killing Me Softly now. Hopes not to rip penis off again)
re: Jon Hamm Was On 'Sesame Street' And Other News (12 comments)
Also, with his manager, agent, publicist and lawyers all getting cuts it is probably closer to around 30 mil. Still extremely impressive and probably a reason why he’s been dropping hints that he may be saying goodby to the character after Iron Man 3 or Avengers 2. Disney and Marvel don’t want to come up off that loot.
re: Holy Shit, The New 'Man of Steel' Trailer (41 comments)
Richard Donner directed the first two (before he was fired and they hired another director to rape the second one). That’s the same Richard Donner of the Lethal Weapon movies BTW.
re: Teen Mom Farrah Says James Deen Has A Small Penis, Claims Sex Tape Was 'Like A Wedding Video' (60 comments)
Hey Nope, would you like a mop?



















re: Melissa Satta in a Bikini:
The Crap I Missed – Wednesday 5.1.13 (8 comments)
Yeah you will. Quit lying.