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Posted on Feb 28th
re: Mila Kunis And Ashton Kutcher Are Engaged. Goddammit. (24 comments)

Let’s try this again…

Posted on Feb 28th
re: Mila Kunis And Ashton Kutcher Are Engaged. Goddammit. (24 comments)

I never thought she was uber-hot but to those that are considering drinking the rat poison because of this news, this should cheer you up…

The ghost of Rick James approves of these… and I’m sure the President does too.

Posted on Jan 11th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 1.10.14 (17 comments)

Listened to an interview she did on Howard Stern recently. By far the best hour of radio I’ve heard in recent memory.

Posted on Jan 2nd
re: Demi Moore In A Bikini: A Cautionary Tale (41 comments)

I’m in Chicago.

Need I say more.

Posted on Jan 2nd
re: Demi Moore In A Bikini: A Cautionary Tale (41 comments)

I’d be more concerned if she didn’t have any marks on her stomach, especially at 51. She’s also bent over at an angle which would make her stomach distort like that.

Also, Ashton is an idiot for leaving this for the simple reason that Demi seems like the kind of person that will be in your corner no matter what. Time will tell with Mila.

Posted on Sep 27th, 2013
re: It's Katherine Webb's Carl's Jr. Commercial (20 comments)

JESUS CHRIST!! Talk about sensory overload. I always thought these ads took us for idiots considering the women that are in them do NOT eat Car”s, Jr. or any other fast food. With that said… damn Katherine. Just.. damn.

Get Jane in this as Lana Lang and I’m there day 1.

Posted on Aug 14th, 2013
re: Put Me Down For Guardians Of The Galaxy. I'm In. (22 comments)

…and he’s the coolest character too… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay1YAgp68qQ

Damn a hooker and damn a sex tape. Get me a porn star ASAP. Jesse Jane, Asa Akira, hell pay Sasha Grey to come out of retirement like El Mariachi.