re: North West Has Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Dolls (36 comments)
“Show me on your daddy doll where mommy made you touch Uncle Jaden Smith.”
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.6.14 (9 comments)
“Wanna see a neat trick with Sly’s skin? Someone get me a newspaper.”
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.31.14 (21 comments)
“You’re sad enough. You’re beautiful. Let’s have sex.”
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.23.14 (12 comments)
They make port-a-potties invisible now to confound Gerard Butler.
re: Justin Bieber Used A Wheelchair To Skip Lines At Disneyland 'Allegedly' (17 comments)
“You, bitch, you seen Russell Brand anywhere? He said to meet him here in this thing?”
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.22.14 (23 comments)
“That’s right, I don’t give a shit if Internet nerds want to fuck me anymore.”
“We still want to fuck you.”
“Goddamnit, do you want me to date Jeremy Piven again?”
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.22.14 (18 comments)
She’s seen a recent picture of Jennifer Love Hewitt, right? Right?!
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.22.14 (9 comments)
This reminds me of my parents before they divorced.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.22.14 (15 comments)
Looks like someone just tarter sauced in their pants.
re: Kanye West: A Blowfish Who Married His Dinosaur (58 comments)
Relax, he isn’t.