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Posted on Nov 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 11.18.14 (24 comments)

“I’ll blow for a quarter, or its equivalent in meth.”
“That sounds like a compelling project.”
“Project?”

Posted on Nov 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 11.18.14 (18 comments)

“Mr. Garfield! Can you tell us about the TV you don’t own!?”

Posted on Oct 7th
re: North West Has Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Dolls (36 comments)

“Show me on your daddy doll where mommy made you touch Uncle Jaden Smith.”

Posted on Aug 6th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.6.14 (9 comments)

“Wanna see a neat trick with Sly’s skin? Someone get me a newspaper.”

Posted on Jul 31st
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.31.14 (21 comments)

“You’re sad enough. You’re beautiful. Let’s have sex.”

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.23.14 (12 comments)

They make port-a-potties invisible now to confound Gerard Butler.

“You, bitch, you seen Russell Brand anywhere? He said to meet him here in this thing?”

Posted on Jul 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.22.14 (23 comments)

“That’s right, I don’t give a shit if Internet nerds want to fuck me anymore.”
“We still want to fuck you.”
“Goddamnit, do you want me to date Jeremy Piven again?”

Posted on Jul 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.22.14 (18 comments)

She’s seen a recent picture of Jennifer Love Hewitt, right? Right?!

Posted on Jul 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.22.14 (9 comments)

This reminds me of my parents before they divorced.