bongwater poetry minus the bongwater
i think the juxtaposition between gassy and farting sparkles was some sort of commentary on her not being one of us plebes. i wish i could say i was high when i wrote that
eh, it’s Monday
She must be a gassy female. I think that explains her diva attitude. When she rips, out shoots sparkles and fairy dust.
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