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Posted on Sep 22nd
re: The 2014 iHeartRadio Music Festival (6 comments)

bongwater poetry minus the bongwater

Posted on Sep 22nd
re: The 2014 iHeartRadio Music Festival (6 comments)

i think the juxtaposition between gassy and farting sparkles was some sort of commentary on her not being one of us plebes. i wish i could say i was high when i wrote that

Posted on Sep 22nd
re: The 2014 iHeartRadio Music Festival (6 comments)

eh, it’s Monday

Posted on Sep 22nd
re: The 2014 iHeartRadio Music Festival (6 comments)

She must be a gassy female. I think that explains her diva attitude. When she rips, out shoots sparkles and fairy dust.

Posted on Sep 22nd
re: The 2014 iHeartRadio Music Festival (1 comments)

Crushin’ hard on this chica… she’s definitely in her prime.

Posted on Sep 2nd
re: Nicole Scherzinger's In A Bikini And Other News (7 comments)

the inclusion of the frisky rant is confusing…plant farts? is she 12?

Posted on Aug 28th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.27.14 (33 comments)

as tough as this is to type, these bitches are fine

Posted on Aug 15th
re: Good Morning, Maitland Ward, And Other News (12 comments)

usually i visit this site to find better looking women than the ones on my facebook timeline. yikes

Posted on Aug 11th
re: “You wanna make flowers with me?” (9 comments)

I’m just wondering if Lena eats room temperature butter all day or some shit

Posted on Aug 11th
re: Selena Gomez: 2014 Teen Choice Awards (3 comments)

glaringly unremarkable