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Posted on May 31st
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 5.30.14 (17 comments)

Stanley Tucci with hair… and douche

Posted on May 28th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 5.28.14 (21 comments)

Still not clean even after evidently going through multiple rounds of the permanent press cycle.

Posted on May 19th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 5.15.14 (16 comments)

smart, get a tattoo that makes it look like you have armpit hair permanently and sweatily glossed against your arm…

Posted on May 19th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 5.19.14 (15 comments)

Her chest looks like Batman.

Posted on Apr 7th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.7.14 (5 comments)

LOL at the awkward number of hands in this pic. Also it’s a sad day when an otherwise beautiful chest looks like a half-exposed geriatrics buttcrack. oops.

Posted on Apr 7th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.7.14 (16 comments)

Finally got away from coyote I see…

Posted on Apr 7th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.7.14 (23 comments)

You never go full De Niro…

Posted on Mar 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.17.14 (4 comments)

So, she’s 20… and here is a ridiculous photo of the two of them, in which neither of them are doing anything even remotely okay with neither their appearance nor their awkward body language. enjoy. ugh. http://cache4.asset-cache.net/gc/180131034-helena-vestergaard-and-anthony-kiedis-attend-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=GkZZ8bf5zL1ZiijUmxa7Qd5MTRbf1nyoAZyl4t0nF%2F8yLojD8XyXKbPoVsJgAfrYYdiWXV8xpSFxrneHDEMwTg%3D%3D

Posted on Mar 6th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 3.4.14 (8 comments)

ugh. Those stupid heeled sneakers… not okay anywhere, at any time, ever.

Posted on Feb 8th
re: Luisa Zissman Bikini Photos: Spain (2 comments)

oh my, what a genuine and natural-looking tan she has. It looks like a 3-year old went crazy on her with an orange crayon