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Posted on Sep 27th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.27.13 (16 comments)

Pack it in folks. They’ve started cloning. Scott Disick 2.0 shows some promise, however still appears to enjoy life. Kris Jenner is hard at work attempting to crush his soul, but if her efforts fail they can always use this version to clean the pool house.

Posted on Sep 27th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.27.13 (15 comments)

I think he ate Jeff Daniels.

Posted on Sep 27th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.27.13 (14 comments)

The look of a man who is going to run out for cigarettes and never come back.

Posted on May 23rd, 2013
re: the-crap-we-missed-0523-04 (9 comments)

I have an overwhelming urge to buy a used car or a home security system from Bradley Cooper.

Posted on May 13th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 5.13.13 (18 comments)

I think I had an outfit like that in 1992.

Posted on May 10th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 5.10.13 (17 comments)

Now available – Politician Ken. Trophy Wife Barbie sold separately.

Posted on May 10th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 5.10.13 (21 comments)

I’m very grateful for the huge hoodie. If the shorts are any indicator, I’m imagining her mid section looks something like the 9th circle of hell.

Posted on Apr 4th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 4.4.13 (23 comments)

It looks like a movie poster for a James Bond parody – “Giantpussy” or “The Attendant with the Golden Nozzle.”

Posted on Apr 4th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 4.4.13 (32 comments)

She only had time to suck the souls from 9 sacrifices instead of 10 for breakfast and she’s not feeling quite like herself.

Posted on Apr 3rd, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.3.13 (11 comments)

He’s teaching that kid all wrong. The thumb goes outside when you throw a punch…