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Posted on Oct 28th, 2011
re: the-crap-we-missed-1028-09 (18 comments)

I would let him do me in my bottom hole.

Posted on Oct 28th, 2011
re: courtney-stodden-younger-years-1027-32 (16 comments)

“moment she started her descent” I’m hearing the voice of my third grade teacher telling me to “check my work”. I’m dumb like that.

Posted on Oct 28th, 2011
re: courtney-stodden-younger-years-1027-32 (16 comments)

The exact moment the she started her descent from “somewhat inappropriate” to “bewilderingly trashy”.

Posted on Oct 26th, 2011
re: lindsay-lohan-full-frontal-playboy-1026-06 (6 comments)

dip him in bleach before you touch him…

Posted on Oct 26th, 2011
re: lindsay-lohan-full-frontal-playboy-1026-06 (6 comments)

I hate that this turd occupies a spot in my brain. I hate that she got paid 1 million dollars to have her sub-par, freckle infested body photographed. I hate that, despite the microcosm of disgust I have for her, I will undoubtedly try and look at these pictures.

Posted on Oct 26th, 2011
re: henry-cavill-shirtless-1026-25 (3 comments)

I feel like I’m getting a peek inside Ben Affleck’s dreams…Or maybe Jennifer Garners…or… Tom Cruise’s.

Posted on Oct 24th, 2011
re: courtney-stodden-pumpkin-patch-1024-53 (10 comments)

My first thought is “why don’t these two hurry up and make a porno, and please go away.” Then, in my second thought, I remember that she is a devout Christian and a “child of God”. Then I just feel terrible for my first thought.