re: Why Is Chelsea Handler Naked? WHY? (39 comments)
I finally figured out the reason that Lena Dunham gets naked so much on that lousy HBO show. She does it so Chelsea Handler can say, “Well, I look better naked than Lena does”
re: Lourdes Leon Is Smoking (11 comments)
Cannes is in France. I’m sure it’s legal to smoke weed there.
re: Hey, Remember When Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez Got Back Together? (18 comments)
Maybe all the hot chicks and good looking guys are down below in the sleeping quarters having a wild orgy?? The rest of them get to stand around on the deck playing with their smart phones.
re: So Justin Bieber Probably Banged Adriana Lima (36 comments)
It was probably the most boring 10 seconds of her life.
re: Jessica Simpson's Breasts Won The White House Correspondents' Dinner (12 comments)
Well, you know she’s giving the commencement speech at Rutgers in NJ now that Condoleeza Rice was forced to turn down her invitation.
re: Lauren Stoner in a Bikini is The Crap I Missed - Friday 4.25.14 (6 comments)
Dating Michael Bay?? My oh my, it’s a real coincidence that so many young hot chicks want to date 50 year old Hollywood directors. I can’t figure out if there’s a reason . . .
re: Katherine Webb's Replacing Maria Menounos? BLASPHEMY (11 comments)
Now, it you combined Webb’s upper body with Maria’s lower body . . . Yum.
re: That's Bella Thorne Probably Smoking Weed (15 comments)
Uh, oh, weed and underage girls. Sounds like “Refer Madness 2014″
re: Kate Upton Hates Everything That Is Awesome And Good About Her (28 comments)
But then why would guys want to talk to her?
re: Katy Perry: Coachella 2014 (11 comments)
If you didn’t tell me it was Katy Perry, I would have thought it was a groupie leaving a tractor pull