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Posted on Nov 18th
re: Bella Thorne In A Bikini (6 comments)

After a week of Kim Kardashian and her greased up mess of a caboose, this is a refreshing change of pace.

Posted on Oct 8th
re: Taylor Swift's Trying To Bang Selena Gomez! (19 comments)

Lesbianism isn’t that much different than dating Justin Beiber.

Posted on Aug 15th
re: Why Is Chelsea Handler Naked? WHY? (39 comments)

I finally figured out the reason that Lena Dunham gets naked so much on that lousy HBO show. She does it so Chelsea Handler can say, “Well, I look better naked than Lena does”

Posted on Aug 15th
re: Lourdes Leon Is Smoking (11 comments)

Cannes is in France. I’m sure it’s legal to smoke weed there.

Maybe all the hot chicks and good looking guys are down below in the sleeping quarters having a wild orgy?? The rest of them get to stand around on the deck playing with their smart phones.

Posted on May 29th
re: So Justin Bieber Probably Banged Adriana Lima (36 comments)

It was probably the most boring 10 seconds of her life.

Well, you know she’s giving the commencement speech at Rutgers in NJ now that Condoleeza Rice was forced to turn down her invitation.

Dating Michael Bay?? My oh my, it’s a real coincidence that so many young hot chicks want to date 50 year old Hollywood directors. I can’t figure out if there’s a reason . . .

Posted on Apr 24th
re: Katherine Webb's Replacing Maria Menounos? BLASPHEMY (11 comments)

Now, it you combined Webb’s upper body with Maria’s lower body . . . Yum.

Posted on Apr 22nd
re: That's Bella Thorne Probably Smoking Weed (15 comments)

Uh, oh, weed and underage girls. Sounds like “Refer Madness 2014″