re: Jennette McCurdy Lingerie Selfies Leaked Online (43 comments)
Her IMDB profile says she’s 21, so you don’t have to worry about the police smashing down your door as you check out these pictures.
re: Katy Perry Dumped John Mayer (16 comments)
Katy Perry nightmare: John Mayer is going to start dating Russell Brand.
re: Robin Thicke & Paula Patton Are Separating, I Can't Imagine Why (13 comments)
She has an acting career, and until the past year, he wasn’t exactly lighting up the world with his singing career. I’d have to bet that she might be paying him alimony!!
re: The President Has Seen Alexandra Daddario's Boobs And So Now Must We (39 comments)
I bet he’s going to wait until Michelle is out of town to watch the tape.
re: Justin Bieber's Bragging About Taking Selena Gomez's Virginity Now (46 comments)
It was probably the dullest 10 seconds of her life.
re: Carmen Electra & The Subtle, Understated Art of Dressing For A First Date (16 comments)
Question: When are women going to learn that sheer black outfits become transparent under photo flash??
Answer: Hopefully never.
re: Katy Perry's Breasts Just Proved God Is Real, Shit (24 comments)
I think she’ll become a certified train wreck after John Mayer breaks up with her. She needs to stay away from actors and musicians.
re: IT'S JESUS' BIRTHDAY OR ELSE MUSLIMS!!! A Review of Sarah Palin's Christmas Book (Pt. 4) (81 comments)
There are plenty of other sites on the internet to read useless hateful junk like these last four articles.
I come to this site for two things
(1) to check out pictures of hot chicks.
(2) to check out pictures of hot chicks in bikinis.
Keep this crap up and I’ll delete TheSuperficial from my RSS reader.
re: Kate Upton Horseback Bikini Photos: Malibu (11 comments)
Did Terry Richardson take these shots??
“Come on honey, just lie down in the sand. Oh, yeah, and lift up your legs. Don’t worry, these shots will be artistic”
re: Russell Brand Jerked A Dude Off (32 comments)
Wouldn’t it be funny if tomorrow we find out the other guy was John Mayer?? That would be hilarious, except to Katy Perry.