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It is like you could rest your drink on her head while she blows you?

My thoughts exactly.

Posted on Jan 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 1.21.14 (32 comments)

sooooo… this is her if she didn’t have her teeth done a few years back? Google “miley cyrus gums” and you’ll see…

Posted on Jan 21st
re: Bertney's Old Berfriend (13 comments)

I love these Bertney stories. So much. Thank you.

Posted on Jan 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 1.21.14 (16 comments)

hot

Posted on Dec 17th, 2013
re: Kim Kardashian Waxed North West's Unibrow (42 comments)

Photoshopped.

Best part is, Kim K will go on Twitter or whatever and be like “You should all be ashamed! I can’t believe anyone would say I wax North’s eyebrows! What kind of parent would I be?”

And the answer is, the type of parent that fucking puts a photoshopped picture of their infant on Instagram. And doesn’t airbrushing a photo kinda defeat the purpose of Instagram?

I think the point was that someone on a “news” channel is arguing it is a FACT that an obviously FICTIONAL character is white.

Posted on Dec 2nd, 2013
re: Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Shopping in Miami (7 comments)

Ok this is just grotesque. It looks like an overfilled diaper. Actually if it was an overfilled diaper, it would be less disgusting than having an ass that looks like this. BLEGCH!

Posted on Oct 16th, 2013
re: Why, Porn Parodies? Why? (32 comments)

I already have a favorite “E.T. look alike” alien porn.

(Very NSFW)

http://efukt.com/1793_E.T._Alien_Sex_2.html

Posted on Jul 16th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.16.13 (12 comments)

white trash rihanna