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Posted on May 15th
re: Kim Kardashian's Afraid Kanye West Is Gay (62 comments)

She ain’t sayin’ he a pole digger, but he ain’t messin’ with no straight, straight, straight…

Posted on Apr 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.23.13 (16 comments)

…said the single fat chick.

Posted on Apr 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.22.13 (5 comments)

I keep getting older, and Corey Feldman just keeps getting sexier.

Posted on Apr 18th
re: Teen Mom Farrah's Mom Kicked Her Out (47 comments)

Invisible smartphone selfie.

Posted on Apr 16th
re: Kat Von D Wore This And Other News (6 comments)

I see hepatitis comes in tube form now…

I hope you got a big trunk, cuz I’m gonna put my bike on it.

Posted on Apr 5th
re: Amanda Bynes Tweets Her Cleavage (5 comments)

I’d smurf the smurf out of that.

Posted on Mar 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.25.13 (9 comments)

I’ll take whatever she’s not having for lunch.

Posted on Mar 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.25.13 (14 comments)

someone asked him about the time he banged Chelsea Handler.

Posted on Mar 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.25.13 (22 comments)

Red, white and boobs? Works for me!