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Posted at 2:24pm
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 5.25.12 (5 comments)

How do you think she keeps her chest inflated?

Posted at 2:22pm
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 5.25.12 (12 comments)

Someone just asked her to name her two favorite dairy products.

Posted at 2:21pm
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 5.25.12 (11 comments)

More like ‘Dairy and the Hendersons’, amirite?

Posted at 2:19pm
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 5.25.12 (11 comments)

“Don’t follow me to Barnes and Noble in Pasadena, where I’m about to do a book signing at 4pm!”

Posted at 2:15pm
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 5.25.12 (4 comments)

Someone please show her where the bathroom is.

Posted at 2:14pm
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 5.25.12 (17 comments)

We’re all stars now…in the duck show.

Posted at 2:13pm
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 5.25.12 (16 comments)

I’ve heard of soccer moms and tiger moms, but this is the first confirmed case of a Hooter’s mom I’ve ever seen.

Posted at 2:12pm
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 5.25.12 (12 comments)

Someone has to work the beer tub. Get back to work!

Posted at 12:18pm
re: Britney Spears Walked Off X Factor Already (27 comments)

So I guess she held it against them? ZING! POW!

Posted at 11:20am
re: Kanye West Debuted A Movie At Cannes. In Theory. (24 comments)

Kanye debuted it, Kim rebutted it.