re: Kim Kardashian's Afraid Kanye West Is Gay (62 comments)
She ain’t sayin’ he a pole digger, but he ain’t messin’ with no straight, straight, straight…
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.23.13 (16 comments)
…said the single fat chick.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.22.13 (5 comments)
I keep getting older, and Corey Feldman just keeps getting sexier.
re: Teen Mom Farrah's Mom Kicked Her Out (47 comments)
Invisible smartphone selfie.
re: Kat Von D Wore This And Other News (6 comments)
I see hepatitis comes in tube form now…
re: Kat Von D Wearing a Totally See Through Bodysuit to Her Book Signing (2 comments)
I hope you got a big trunk, cuz I’m gonna put my bike on it.
re: Amanda Bynes Tweets Her Cleavage (5 comments)
I’d smurf the smurf out of that.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.25.13 (9 comments)
I’ll take whatever she’s not having for lunch.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.25.13 (14 comments)
someone asked him about the time he banged Chelsea Handler.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.25.13 (22 comments)
Red, white and boobs? Works for me!