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Posted on Aug 20th
re: A Special Thanks From The Desk of The Superficial (140 comments)

the best part has been the creation and continuance of The Most Important People On The Internet. There’s some comedy gold buried in there.

Posted on Jul 10th
re: Jesus Christ, Kelly Brook, And Other News (18 comments)

What I mean to say is, she got a ass like a double door.

Posted on Jul 10th
re: Jesus Christ, Kelly Brook, And Other News (18 comments)

Holy Mother of Mom Ass – it’s HoMoMA!

that’s why he runs this website instead of, say, the Opinion page of his local rag.
BOOM! I made a funny. In my pants.

Posted on Jun 25th
re: Katie Cleary & Leonardo DiCaprio Party In Cannes (2 comments)

KC: “Yea, I heard about him shooting himself. But do you hear this? This is the world’s smallest violin playing for him.”

LDC: “LOL”

Posted on Jun 25th
re: Katie Cleary Bikini Photos: Malibu (1 comments)

I bet if you gave her ass a mild to medium squeeze, you could examine her hip bone. Meh.

Posted on Jun 25th
re: Katie Cleary & Leonardo DiCaprio Party In Cannes (3 comments)

“Does L DiCap have to shush a bitch?”

*YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!*

Posted on Jun 25th
re: Gary Oldman's Career Was Fun (1982 - 2014) (132 comments)

Clueless? Her and her husband have reaped hundreds of millions, if not billions, in business deals around her career in legislature. Calling that troglodyte a ‘cunt’ is an understatement to what she truly is.