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“Kids, leave the room. Grandpa just popped a stiffie.”

“Well, so much for Love Potion Number Eight. Next one’s the charm, you betcha!”

“Yes, I’m just THRILLED to have to stand next to someone who’s not only half my age, but a METRIC SHIT TON hotter than I ever was…”

An entire party of Chinese tourists were going to protest this outfit as racially insensitive – until their rage boners prevented them from getting up and walking out.

“And now, my tribute to The Wright Brothers – with sparkle boobs!”

“So THIS is what a girl feels like? My, my, won’t the other chorus boys be surprised!”

Frankly, they’re mere inches away from renaming the franchise LOKI (AND SOME BLONDE DUDE WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER).

Ladies and gentlemen, Morris DAYYYY-umm, It’s Time You Changed Your Outfit!

First time since i discovered this site that I actually LAUGHED at one of the fake-dialog punchlines. Well played, Supe, well fucking played.

No, no, Van, you’re in the ACTOR’S union. NOT the longshoremen’s union…