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Posted on May 1st, 2013
re: Claire Sinclair at The Premiere of 'Pin Up' (1 comments)

“Kids, leave the room. Grandpa just popped a stiffie.”

Posted on May 1st, 2013
re: Claire Sinclair at The Premiere of 'Pin Up' (2 comments)

“Well, so much for Love Potion Number Eight. Next one’s the charm, you betcha!”

Posted on May 1st, 2013
re: Claire Sinclair at The Premiere of 'Pin Up' (1 comments)

“Yes, I’m just THRILLED to have to stand next to someone who’s not only half my age, but a METRIC SHIT TON hotter than I ever was…”

Posted on May 1st, 2013
re: Claire Sinclair at The Premiere of 'Pin Up' (1 comments)

An entire party of Chinese tourists were going to protest this outfit as racially insensitive – until their rage boners prevented them from getting up and walking out.

Posted on May 1st, 2013
re: Claire Sinclair at The Premiere of 'Pin Up' (1 comments)

“And now, my tribute to The Wright Brothers – with sparkle boobs!”

Posted on May 1st, 2013
re: Claire Sinclair at The Premiere of 'Pin Up' (2 comments)

“So THIS is what a girl feels like? My, my, won’t the other chorus boys be surprised!”

Posted on Apr 23rd, 2013
re: 'Thor: The Dark World' Has A Trailer Now (22 comments)

Frankly, they’re mere inches away from renaming the franchise LOKI (AND SOME BLONDE DUDE WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER).

Posted on Apr 23rd, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.23.13 (24 comments)

Ladies and gentlemen, Morris DAYYYY-umm, It’s Time You Changed Your Outfit!

Posted on Feb 22nd, 2013
re: Megan Fox & Michael Bay Need Each Other (21 comments)

First time since i discovered this site that I actually LAUGHED at one of the fake-dialog punchlines. Well played, Supe, well fucking played.

Posted on Aug 3rd, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.3.12 (24 comments)

No, no, Van, you’re in the ACTOR’S union. NOT the longshoremen’s union…