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Which helps explain the shocking popularity of Dr Phil.

“If I was gettin’ raped, I would just… stop gettin’ raped!” Amiright?”

BLACK PEOPLE LOVE ME!

I wonder if she’ll let me use her Interociter. Brack’s is broken.

I just hope Atreyu can get past her.

It’s Howdy Doody Time!

“Do I make you horny?” feels appropriate as it’s tired, lame, and worn out its welcome.

But I think that the most likely reason of all… may have been that her heart was two sizes too small.

You’re pretty like my mom.

And then Garth says “If you’re going to spew, spew in here”! THAT’S cinema!

“I thought you were dead!”

“Dear God, I thought YOU were dead!”

“JESUS… I THINK WE’RE BOTH DEAD!”