re: Bradley Cooper Might Be The New Indiana Jones (22 comments)
Partially agree. The only time he veered from his angry-clench-teethed delivery is Han Solo and that’s only because he smiled in that one.
“I like Indiana, dad”
“I didn’t crash the plane”
“I am the president of the United States”
“I didn’t kill my wife”
I DON’T CAYARE!
re: Leah Remini Isn't Going To Shut Up About Scientology (31 comments)
Her statement is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. But perhaps there is a key. The key is Russian national interest.
re: CNN Feels Really Bad Guilty Steubenville Football Players Were Found Guilty of Rape (172 comments)
Which helps explain the shocking popularity of Dr Phil.
“If I was gettin’ raped, I would just… stop gettin’ raped!” Amiright?”
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 2.26.13 (21 comments)
BLACK PEOPLE LOVE ME!
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.14.12 (19 comments)
I wonder if she’ll let me use her Interociter. Brack’s is broken.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.3.12 (17 comments)
I just hope Atreyu can get past her.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.3.12 (22 comments)
It’s Howdy Doody Time!
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.3.12 (34 comments)
“Do I make you horny?” feels appropriate as it’s tired, lame, and worn out its welcome.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.3.12 (53 comments)
But I think that the most likely reason of all… may have been that her heart was two sizes too small.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.31.12 (25 comments)
You’re pretty like my mom.