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Posted on Nov 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 11.21.14 (17 comments)

She wore the magnetic elbow AGAIN! She should really label them.

Posted on May 8th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 5.8.14 (19 comments)

The sequel is going to be so much better now that they’ve cast ET.

Posted on Mar 26th
re: Bradley Cooper Might Be The New Indiana Jones (22 comments)

Partially agree. The only time he veered from his angry-clench-teethed delivery is Han Solo and that’s only because he smiled in that one.

“I like Indiana, dad”
“I didn’t crash the plane”
“I am the president of the United States”
“I didn’t kill my wife”

I DON’T CAYARE!

Posted on Jul 30th, 2013
re: Leah Remini Isn't Going To Shut Up About Scientology (31 comments)

Her statement is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. But perhaps there is a key. The key is Russian national interest.

Which helps explain the shocking popularity of Dr Phil.

“If I was gettin’ raped, I would just… stop gettin’ raped!” Amiright?”

Posted on Feb 27th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 2.26.13 (21 comments)

BLACK PEOPLE LOVE ME!

Posted on Aug 14th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.14.12 (19 comments)

I wonder if she’ll let me use her Interociter. Brack’s is broken.

Posted on Aug 3rd, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.3.12 (17 comments)

I just hope Atreyu can get past her.

Posted on Aug 3rd, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.3.12 (22 comments)

It’s Howdy Doody Time!

Posted on Aug 3rd, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.3.12 (34 comments)

“Do I make you horny?” feels appropriate as it’s tired, lame, and worn out its welcome.