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Posted on Jul 30th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.30.14 (16 comments)

Fun Fact: Even though she doesn’t need them she’s wearing Depends.

Posted on Jul 30th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.30.14 (9 comments)

Two seconds later she took a step backwards and left a giant dent in the other car.

Posted on Jul 30th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.30.14 (14 comments)

Yet another drunk person outside Chateau Marmont, the only thing surprising is that it happened on a Tuesday.

Posted on Jul 30th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.30.14 (16 comments)

So Selena Gomez is in a movie called Behaving Badly with this guy? I thought they would have just used stock footage of her out with Bieber.

Posted on Jul 30th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.30.14 (14 comments)

Harry Potter is total misusing this magic wand. Doesn’t he know that can give him cancer, and magic can’t cure cancer.

Posted on Jul 30th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.30.14 (19 comments)

“I am Vin Diesel”

Posted on Jul 30th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.30.14 (36 comments)

I wonder if Chris Brown knows that technically anything he does with Kylie could be considered statutory rape.

Posted on Jul 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.29.14 (16 comments)

Why don’t they have ass cracks?

Posted on Jul 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.29.14 (5 comments)

Why isn’t his hand lower? Or is that ass so awesome that it would literally burn his hand off.

Posted on Jul 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.29.14 (14 comments)

“Damn it, I should have remembered that these shows and these implants were a bad combination. Balance Olivia, balance.”