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Posted on Apr 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.16.14 (25 comments)

“Hey Emma remember how people used to say you look like Lindsay Lohan? Yeah that’s still a thing.”

“SAY WHAT?”

Posted on Apr 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.15.14 (38 comments)

Does she do this all the time in Berlin? Jeez I need to consider moving there.

Posted on Apr 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.15.14 (12 comments)

I’ve never understood why the Spider-man film franchises cast red-heads like Emma Stone and Bryce Dallas Howard as the Blonde Gwen Stacy and Blondes like Kirsten Dunst as the red-headed Mary Jane Watson. It is confounding

Posted on Apr 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.14.14 (10 comments)

Ryan Sweeting taking his dog for a watch and letting her shit on his neighbour’s lawn

Posted on Apr 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.14.14 (13 comments)

I thought Katherine Heigl was Hollywood’s Most Undesirable Single. So why would she have a husband and kids?

Posted on Apr 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.14.14 (24 comments)

dis how chicken sideboob

Posted on Apr 7th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.7.14 (7 comments)

Here’s how you know Shakira’s ass can bridge barriers, she’s a Columbian Pop Star at a COUNTRY MUSIC award show.

Posted on Apr 2nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.2.14 (11 comments)

“… and when the demons entered them the wax figurines came to life. But rather than start killing the patrons or doing the other things that we expect demons to do they just walked out onto the street and started hooking.”

Posted on Apr 2nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.2.14 (20 comments)

I didn’t know that non-Instagram pictures of Coco existed

Posted on Apr 2nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 4.2.14 (11 comments)

“Please don’t leave me alone with this guy, he’s gone shave my head to make a new toupe!”