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I assume that since the baby is black, it will have an apostrophe in the name, probably somewhere it makes no sense.

Posted on May 23rd, 2013
re: 'Hi, I'm Lance Armstong. Lick My Butthole?' (31 comments)

I only wish I had read this on ESPN first.

Posted on May 20th, 2013
re: Amy Adams' Wardrobe Malfunction (3 comments)

Bummer. It would have been cool to see her vagina.

Posted on Jan 26th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 1.25.13 (13 comments)

That woman takes ENORMOUS dumps.

Posted on Jan 20th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 1.14.13 (16 comments)

It’s easier to just swallow it, honey.

Posted on Jan 20th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 1.15.13 (10 comments)

Total nasty skank.

Posted on Jan 20th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 1.15.13 (24 comments)

Pretty sure I’ve seent his cat going through my dumpster at night eating leftover burritos.

Posted on Jan 19th, 2013
re: Braless Lindsay Lohan Shopping at a Vintage Store (12 comments)

Those are some floppy-ass titties right there.

Posted on Jan 16th, 2013
re: Alexander Skarsgard('s Penis?): Golden Globe After Parties (14 comments)

How hilarious that some of you morons think that’s a schlong. LOL

Posted on Jan 12th, 2013
re: Katherine Webb: Miss Alabama (21 comments)

I’d like to put my penis into her vagina.