re: Kim Kardashian's Baby Was So Early She Didn't Have A Name Ready Is The Latest Horseshit (46 comments)
I assume that since the baby is black, it will have an apostrophe in the name, probably somewhere it makes no sense.
re: 'Hi, I'm Lance Armstrong. Lick My Butthole?' (32 comments)
I only wish I had read this on ESPN first.
re: Amy Adams' Wardrobe Malfunction (3 comments)
Bummer. It would have been cool to see her vagina.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 1.25.13 (13 comments)
That woman takes ENORMOUS dumps.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 1.14.13 (16 comments)
It’s easier to just swallow it, honey.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 1.15.13 (10 comments)
Total nasty skank.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 1.15.13 (24 comments)
Pretty sure I’ve seent his cat going through my dumpster at night eating leftover burritos.
re: Braless Lindsay Lohan Shopping at a Vintage Store (12 comments)
Those are some floppy-ass titties right there.
re: Alexander Skarsgard('s Penis?): Golden Globe After Parties (14 comments)
How hilarious that some of you morons think that’s a schlong. LOL
re: Katherine Webb: Miss Alabama (21 comments)
I’d like to put my penis into her vagina.