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Posted on Oct 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.16.14 (17 comments)

He’s turning into Ned Flanders.

Posted on Oct 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.16.14 (26 comments)

How big of a memory card do you need to be a famewhore who constantly takes pictures of yourself?

You just haven’t had them prepared properly. What you need to do is cut off the green top part, slice the turnip into thin slices, add some seasoning and rub a little garlic on them.

The next step after that is to take everything you’ve prepared and throw it in the fucking trash. Next, get in your car and go to the local Taco Bell and get that taco thing that is in a Dorito or something and eat it.

Forcing them to eat healthy is anti freedom. Forcing them to go outside is fine.

If she had a program requiring physical activity in schools, you would have the complete opposite response. Because Obama bad…Bush good.

The fact is that kids are fat because they eat too much sugar. Exercise is great, but without a proper diet, the kids will still be fat and at risk for diabetes and other metabolic diseases.

Posted on Oct 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.14.14 (20 comments)

Hey kid…I’m going to introduce you to my bishop.

Posted on Oct 14th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 10.14.14 (18 comments)

“Hi…my name is Joshua”

“My wife has a cock.”

Posted on Oct 14th
re: Kesha Sues Dr. Luke For Sexual Assault (24 comments)

I hope not. I think for the most part, the regular commenters here are above average in compassion and morals. Don’t get me wrong, we’re a bunch of dicks, but there is a line and this is one of those lines I think we stay behind.

I’m no fan of Keisha, but if the allegations are true, I hope justice is served and she can move forward.

Posted on Oct 13th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.13.14 (24 comments)

Watch some Love Boat reruns. You’ll figure it out junior.

Coochie Coochie Coochie!

Posted on Oct 13th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.13.14 (9 comments)

Signatures are $10 kid.

Posted on Oct 13th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.13.14 (27 comments)

Pro tip: Vodka looks just like water, so if you put it in an empty water bottle, you won’t get photographed fucking drinking vodka in a fucking car…idiot.