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Posted on Jul 30th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.30.14 (19 comments)

Hey look!

A thumb.

Posted on Jul 22nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.22.14 (7 comments)

You know how insurance companies use actuaries to determine how long someone will live?

She fucking hates actuaries!

That’s why I always pull my pants down to fart. You can’t be too safe these days.

Posted on Jul 22nd
re: Jay Z & Beyonce Are Consciously Uncoupling (32 comments)

Well I hate ass monkeys. I had a terrible case when I was in my 30s and I’m still picking bits of banana out of my ass-fro..

Posted on Jul 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.21.14 (29 comments)

I’m Leonardo DiCaprio. Fuck exercise. Don’t need to bother.

Posted on Jul 21st
re: Kanye West: A Blowfish Who Married His Dinosaur (58 comments)

I have a two year old who babbles on like a cracked up retard and he makes way more sense.

Posted on Jul 21st
re: Kanye West: A Blowfish Who Married His Dinosaur (58 comments)

Pee Rex
Cuntasaurus

Posted on Jul 21st
re: Steven Seagal Visits Vladimir Putin (3 comments)

I think by “acumen”, he is referring to his penis.

Posted on Jul 18th
re: Uh, Guys, I Don't Think It Was The Russians (67 comments)

I’m not sure there are too many mysteries about what brought down the plane over the Ukraine.

And the one in SE Asia isn’t really all that mysterious either.

Posted on Jul 18th
re: Uh, Guys, I Don't Think It Was The Russians (67 comments)

Bro…I just gave you AIDS.