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Posted on Dec 19th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.19.14 (15 comments)

Yeah…that’s right you ginger bitch. Grab my carrot tip.

Posted on Dec 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 12.18.14 (10 comments)

Who wants to see my vagina!?!?

I think that’s the name of a new Dr. Seuss book.

Posted on Dec 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 12.17.14 (11 comments)

“Look at me…I’m my mother-in-law’s driver…WHEEEE”

Posted on Dec 17th
re: And Now Here's Lindsay Lohan's Sad Video (24 comments)

I like that there is a credit at the end for “casting.”

So they just hired a coke dealer, right?

Posted on Dec 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 12.15.14 (9 comments)

This picture could be the Italian flag.

Posted on Dec 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 12.15.14 (18 comments)

“Kill me….please kill me”

Posted on Dec 12th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.12.14 (12 comments)

Paris! I have the new herpes app on my iphone. Can I test it out?

Posted on Dec 12th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.12.14 (12 comments)

I love you shrubbery.

Posted on Dec 12th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.12.14 (18 comments)

Just remember, she looked at a bunch of pictures of herself and said, “This!…This is the picture I want the world to see.”

In person, she has to be stomach churning to look at.