re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 3.26.13 (6 comments)
This girl is dedicated to Easter. Her implants are even made out of Peeps.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 3.26.13 (11 comments)
Local legend has it that Willie Aames lives in her belly button, feeding off her droppings like a remora.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 2.7.13 (6 comments)
Paulaner?! Get your ass behind that bar and hook up the Guinness tap!
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 2.7.13 (33 comments)
“Mom said the great thing about cardiologists is they give complimentary boob jobs with their scoliosis treatments. She’s so smart.”
re: Emma Rigby Bikini Photos: 'Plastic' Set Miami (2 comments)
Mom always said if you keep making that face, it will stick that way.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.28.12 (28 comments)
Inspired casting for Lifetime channel’s “The Untold Kate Upton Story: Boxed In.”
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.25.12 (18 comments)
Humpty Pumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Pumpty had a great fall.
All the king’s whores and all the king’s men
Wouldn’t touch that shit with a ten foot pole.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.25.12 (19 comments)
The reboot of Streets of Fire isn’t so gritty after all.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.25.12 (26 comments)
Maybe if he stood on his tiptoes, the stuff in his pockets wouldn’t bounce against his knees.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.24.12 (16 comments)
I bet her sugar hut has ants.