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Posted on Mar 26th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 3.26.13 (6 comments)

This girl is dedicated to Easter. Her implants are even made out of Peeps.

Posted on Mar 26th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 3.26.13 (11 comments)

Local legend has it that Willie Aames lives in her belly button, feeding off her droppings like a remora.

Posted on Feb 7th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 2.7.13 (6 comments)

Paulaner?! Get your ass behind that bar and hook up the Guinness tap!

Posted on Feb 7th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 2.7.13 (33 comments)

“Mom said the great thing about cardiologists is they give complimentary boob jobs with their scoliosis treatments. She’s so smart.”

Posted on Jan 17th, 2013
re: Emma Rigby Bikini Photos: 'Plastic' Set Miami (2 comments)

Mom always said if you keep making that face, it will stick that way.

Posted on Dec 28th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 12.28.12 (28 comments)

Inspired casting for Lifetime channel’s “The Untold Kate Upton Story: Boxed In.”

Posted on Oct 25th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.25.12 (18 comments)

Humpty Pumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Pumpty had a great fall.
All the king’s whores and all the king’s men
Wouldn’t touch that shit with a ten foot pole.

Posted on Sep 25th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.25.12 (19 comments)

The reboot of Streets of Fire isn’t so gritty after all.

Posted on Sep 25th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.25.12 (26 comments)

Maybe if he stood on his tiptoes, the stuff in his pockets wouldn’t bounce against his knees.

Posted on Apr 24th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.24.12 (16 comments)

I bet her sugar hut has ants.