re: A Special Thanks From The Desk of The Superficial (140 comments)
Ah Fish. It’s been a joy.
Does that mean I’ve been wasting my life on this site for almost a decade?
re: Where'd Selena Gomez's Implants Go? (11 comments)
This is Paris Hilton all over again. Did you ever get to the bottom of that? C’mon Fish, don’t you take this shit seriously enough?
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.2.14 (15 comments)
This explains why A-Rod was seen on the beach.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.4.13 (18 comments)
This is the future Ashton deserves but not the one he’ll receive.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.16.13 (13 comments)
Her eyes say no but his face says “Get in the trunk.”
re: Kanye Has Kim Kardashian Locked In A Dungeon (21 comments)
This is Kris Jenner press release code for “Kim’s not losing the weight fast enough so we’re gonna need a few more weeks.” The fact that she did this with an anti-Kanye story rather than bikini shots of the baby Jenners or throwing the barren one under a bus really shows she’s growing.
re: This Is The List For The New Batman Already (7 comments)
10/10 would gallery again.
re: Britney Spears' Kids Are In Her New Video (29 comments)
I can’t believe I just watched 53 seconds of that.
re: Ian Ziering at His Debut as The New Guest Star of 'Chippendales Las Vegas' (4 comments)
re: Jennifer Love Hewitt's Cleavage on The Set of 'The Client List' (8 comments)
“All I had to do was tell him how big my boobs would get when I’m pregnant and suddenly *he’s* the one reaching for the engagement ring drawer on the bedside table. I call it the Simpson defense.”