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Posted on Aug 21st
re: A Special Thanks From The Desk of The Superficial (141 comments)

Ah Fish. It’s been a joy.

Does that mean I’ve been wasting my life on this site for almost a decade?

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: Where'd Selena Gomez's Implants Go? (11 comments)

This is Paris Hilton all over again. Did you ever get to the bottom of that? C’mon Fish, don’t you take this shit seriously enough?

Posted on Jan 3rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.2.14 (15 comments)

This explains why A-Rod was seen on the beach.

Posted on Sep 5th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.4.13 (18 comments)

This is the future Ashton deserves but not the one he’ll receive.

Posted on Aug 17th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.16.13 (13 comments)

Her eyes say no but his face says “Get in the trunk.”

Posted on Aug 7th, 2013
re: Kanye Has Kim Kardashian Locked In A Dungeon (21 comments)

This is Kris Jenner press release code for “Kim’s not losing the weight fast enough so we’re gonna need a few more weeks.” The fact that she did this with an anti-Kanye story rather than bikini shots of the baby Jenners or throwing the barren one under a bus really shows she’s growing.

Posted on Aug 6th, 2013
re: This Is The List For The New Batman Already (7 comments)

10/10 would gallery again.

Posted on Jul 11th, 2013
re: Britney Spears' Kids Are In Her New Video (29 comments)

I can’t believe I just watched 53 seconds of that.


“All I had to do was tell him how big my boobs would get when I’m pregnant and suddenly *he’s* the one reaching for the engagement ring drawer on the bedside table. I call it the Simpson defense.”