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ERMAHGERD BERTERX

“All I had to do was tell him how big my boobs would get when I’m pregnant and suddenly *he’s* the one reaching for the engagement ring drawer on the bedside table. I call it the Simpson defense.”

Posted on May 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 5.16.13 (8 comments)

See, told you Beyonce was pregnant.

Posted on Apr 22nd
re: Okay, So Maybe Rihanna's Not Pregnant (9 comments)

I thought the rumours were that she ODd?

Posted on Apr 21st
re: ''What a hottie!" (7 comments)

Amazing.

Sean Penn just got a hard on and punched the wall and doesn’t even know why.

I for one am looking forward to Free Willy 5

Posted on Feb 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 2.15.13 (9 comments)

Why did I keep clicking next?

Posted on Feb 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 2.15.13 (14 comments)

I thought the news reports said the asteroid missed? Have they seen her thighs?

Posted on Feb 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 2.15.13 (25 comments)

Wait, she’s the one who kept her eyes open during this kiss??