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Posted on Jan 3rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.2.14 (15 comments)

This explains why A-Rod was seen on the beach.

Posted on Sep 5th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.4.13 (18 comments)

This is the future Ashton deserves but not the one he’ll receive.

Posted on Aug 17th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.16.13 (13 comments)

Her eyes say no but his face says “Get in the trunk.”

Posted on Aug 7th, 2013
re: Kanye Has Kim Kardashian Locked In A Dungeon (21 comments)

This is Kris Jenner press release code for “Kim’s not losing the weight fast enough so we’re gonna need a few more weeks.” The fact that she did this with an anti-Kanye story rather than bikini shots of the baby Jenners or throwing the barren one under a bus really shows she’s growing.

Posted on Aug 6th, 2013
re: This Is The List For The New Batman Already (7 comments)

10/10 would gallery again.

Posted on Jul 11th, 2013
re: Britney Spears' Kids Are In Her New Video (29 comments)

I can’t believe I just watched 53 seconds of that.

ERMAHGERD BERTERX

“All I had to do was tell him how big my boobs would get when I’m pregnant and suddenly *he’s* the one reaching for the engagement ring drawer on the bedside table. I call it the Simpson defense.”

Posted on May 17th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 5.16.13 (8 comments)

See, told you Beyonce was pregnant.

Posted on Apr 22nd, 2013
re: Okay, So Maybe Rihanna's Not Pregnant (9 comments)

I thought the rumours were that she ODd?