re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.4.13 (18 comments)
This is the future Ashton deserves but not the one he’ll receive.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.16.13 (13 comments)
Her eyes say no but his face says “Get in the trunk.”
re: Kanye Has Kim Kardashian Locked In A Dungeon (21 comments)
This is Kris Jenner press release code for “Kim’s not losing the weight fast enough so we’re gonna need a few more weeks.” The fact that she did this with an anti-Kanye story rather than bikini shots of the baby Jenners or throwing the barren one under a bus really shows she’s growing.
re: This Is The List For The New Batman Already (7 comments)
10/10 would gallery again.
re: Britney Spears' Kids Are In Her New Video (29 comments)
I can’t believe I just watched 53 seconds of that.
re: Ian Ziering at His Debut as The New Guest Star of 'Chippendales Las Vegas' (4 comments)
re: Jennifer Love Hewitt's Cleavage on The Set of 'The Client List' (8 comments)
“All I had to do was tell him how big my boobs would get when I’m pregnant and suddenly *he’s* the one reaching for the engagement ring drawer on the bedside table. I call it the Simpson defense.”
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 5.16.13 (8 comments)
See, told you Beyonce was pregnant.
re: Okay, So Maybe Rihanna's Not Pregnant (9 comments)
I thought the rumours were that she ODd?
re: ''What a hottie!" (7 comments)