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Auto play ads blaring at me every 30 seconds are keeping me away. This is the least amount of Superficial that’s been in my life for over 5 years.

“Do you want me to look for your self esteem while I’m at it?”

Anyone else’s hair turning ginger after being locked in that gaze?

Whenever I play this album I’m going to hear Charlize’s name for the girls’ names. And think of ASkars.

Hmmm. Now do The Good Life!

| “he met a woman and snuck her past hotel staff into his room.”
| “the computer was eventually returned, though the cash from Cowell’s wallet was not.”

So Simon Cowell spent more money than he could remember at a bar and couldn’t find his laptop for a bit and turned it into a “hey look everyone, I swear I’ve had sex with one of those female things!”.

Not buying it.

Must. Not. Feed. The. Trolls.

gotcha

what did you say?

“Joe you’re doing it all wrong, I’m supposed to put my hand in my pocket and look nonchalant, you’re supposed to look heterosexual”

Since when did old age give you a glass eye?