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herr herr. I just did a line of sand off my arm. derp.

What’s kind of funny is that Maci Bookout, another Teen Mom, tweeted her followers last night asking them if she got arrested what would they think it was for!

https://twitter.com/MaciBookoutMTV/status/314251683272220672

Miley, stop trying to make the early 90s comeback happen! It’s not going to happen!

I honestly feel bad for her too! I know some smart aleck will say “it was her choice” or “no one forced her to do it” but some people aren’t equipped with the best decision making skills :/ And it’s just tougher for me to condemn her when she likely had a rough childhood. I know that’s an assumption on my part but it usually follows with being thrust into the foster care system. I don’t believe there are very many people who do porn because they sincerely ENJOY it. Something made her believe this was her best choice at that time.

Sometimes, Fish, you annoy me when you get all political or opinion-y but then I fall in love with you all over again when you post about this douche tool because you simply won’t. let. up. I’m happy you’re constantly reminding everyone what an ass hat he is (as if he doesn’t do a bang up job all by himself). So, thanks. WAY too many people have let this slide.

Did she get a nose job?! She used to have the bigger nose of the two…

It’s actually Ashley who dyed her hair. I’m embarrassed I know this and that it’s so obvious to me.

See, that’s what I thought at first too. But then my husband reminded me of Tiger Woods and all of the HIDEOUS women he slept with (I mean, Perkins waitress?!?!). If all of that hadn’t been confirmed by Tiger himself, we NEVER would have believed he was having all those affairs. So now, when stuff comes out, I just never know!

“Alright. I’ll make it out to Jay-la Leno. ‘Always follow your dreams. Heart, Kim’ “