re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 12.5.13 (15 comments)
Temba, his arms wide!
re: Selena Gomez Performing at Halftime During the Oakland Raiders vs Dallas Cowboys Game (4 comments)
Pro Tip: Most guys actually get their dicks wet before they start nitpicking.
re: Miley Cyrus: 2013 American Music Awards (5 comments)
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 11.15.13 (11 comments)
Not to snark, but she can breathe in that?
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 11.15.13 (39 comments)
I mean..I would, but she’s still ratchet.
re: Lindsay Lohan Selfies (6 comments)
She looks really pretty in this one. She needs to knock off the duck face.
re: Just Kidding, Tati Neves Is A Hooker (24 comments)
I would have said Actuary or Market Analyst, myself.
re: Tati Neves: Facebook & Modeling Photos (8 comments)
An old friend of mine runs a high end VIP security service. You’d be surprised what the glamorous and amorous want to fuck on the regular.
It’s sort of endearing actually.
re: Tati Neves Filmed Justin Bieber Sleeping (22 comments)
It seems like only a short time ago we told our daughters that they could be anything…from astronauts to great literary figures to teachers and police officers.
How this translates into the pinnacle of existence for a woman is to be famous for being some post pubescent pop idol’s jump off is beyond me…but somehow, here we fucking are.
We have failed.
re: Gwyneth Paltrow Will Destroy Vanity Fair Now (27 comments)
What ass? She’s like the queen of the flat assed white girls.
You can say you want to tap that, but that’s a fine case of noasatal.