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Posted on Nov 7th
re: Khloe Kardashian's Giant Ass in a Tight Dress (13 comments)

Still would, repeatedly.

Posted on Nov 4th
re: The Iggy Azalea 'Vagina' Video Is A House of Lies (13 comments)

Couldn’t have happened to a better minstrel.

Posted on Nov 3rd
re: It's Heidi Klum's Halloween Costume (8 comments)

Still would, even done up like that.

Posted on Oct 31st
re: Lena Dunham's Topless, Too, Goddammit (40 comments)

It’s Anita Sarkeesian and yes, you are still a loser.

Posted on Apr 6th
re: ‘Captain America: Squinter Soldier.’ (3 comments)

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…..eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.

So would.

Posted on Mar 24th
re: Alessandra Ambrosio Doing Pilates (4 comments)

I don’t usually go for supermodels, but she’s always been one of the handful of exceptions. Her and Adriana Lima.

Posted on Mar 17th
re: Mick Jagger's Girlfriend Hung Herself (50 comments)

Gotta agree with this. Fully.

Could be your small penis.

Posted on Mar 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 3.14.14 (32 comments)

Considering she’s younger than the older 3, I don’t think that holds.