re: Surprise! You Were Never Going To Be Kim Kardashian: An Open Letter To Farrah Abraham (112 comments)
I find this whole situation kinda gross in a tragic sort of way..Like even though I think she’s good looking I couldn’t actually bring myself to watch her fuck on camera because she’s the first fallout victim of the spectacle generation..
re: Amanda Bynes Got Topless Already. Wow, That Was Fast. (27 comments)
So ratchet, but I’d so hit it.
re: Vida Guerra Bikini Photos: Miami (1 comments)
She’s kept in good shape. Would tap that repeatedly.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.23.13 (20 comments)
Why is Thomas Jane not wearing shoes.
re: Rachel Bilson Bikini Photos: Barbados (3 comments)
Hayden Christensen played Anakin/Vader in Star Wars 1,2 and 3. They’ve been together for quite a long time (several years at this point).
re: Jon Hamm's Penis & Jennifer Westfeldt Walking The Dog (6 comments)
She is so in on the joke.
re: How Lindsay Lohan Ended Up With Her Shitty Lawyer (31 comments)
You know, a whole lot of people are framing this as a binary “well he could have gotten her 30 days of house arrest instead of 90 in rehab lockup.”
Did anyone ever stop to think that maybe 90 days rehab lockup is exactly what this girl needs? I mean, not to take it all seriously on a site that’s basically devoted to this girl, the Kardashians and whatever Italian call girls happen to be fucking some dignitary or celebrity on the clock at the moment..but ya’know..
re: Just Kidding! Rihanna & Chris Brown Are Back Together Smoking Blunts In Hawaii (18 comments)
She never had an ass. This is known.
re: Bethenny Frankel's Marriage-Poison Chest-Hole In A Bikini And Other News (15 comments)
She’s what? Like 42-43 now? I’d totally be smashing that every night if she was my SO.
re: 'And Henceforth Them Brazilian Butts Shall Be So Wide, Them Other Brothers Cannot Deny' - FDR (15 comments)
Brazil is such a shithole. I really don’t understand the fascination with white women from their country that happen to have big asses.