re: Khloe Kardashian's Giant Ass in a Tight Dress (13 comments)
Still would, repeatedly.
re: The Iggy Azalea 'Vagina' Video Is A House of Lies (13 comments)
Couldn’t have happened to a better minstrel.
re: It's Heidi Klum's Halloween Costume (8 comments)
Still would, even done up like that.
re: Lena Dunham's Topless, Too, Goddammit (40 comments)
It’s Anita Sarkeesian and yes, you are still a loser.
re: ‘Captain America: Squinter Soldier.’ (3 comments)
re: Candace Cameron Bure: 'Dancing With The Stars' Practice Los Angeles (1 comments)
re: Alessandra Ambrosio Doing Pilates (4 comments)
I don’t usually go for supermodels, but she’s always been one of the handful of exceptions. Her and Adriana Lima.
re: Mick Jagger's Girlfriend Hung Herself (50 comments)
Gotta agree with this. Fully.
re: “Has she fixed the fuckin’ hyperdrive on the Millenium Falcon yet?!” (16 comments)
Could be your small penis.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 3.14.14 (32 comments)
Considering she’s younger than the older 3, I don’t think that holds.