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re: The Superficial Just Got Upgraded, Son (75 comments)
VICTORY!
Now, how’s about that edit button?
re: Mel Gibson Didn't Try To Kill You, That's Just How He Eats Pastries (30 comments)
Were “sugar tits” on the menu?
re: Mel Gibson Will Fight Alla Ya's (83 comments)
I KEEL YOU!!!
re: Lindsay Lohan is a Victim of Weird Shoes and Husband Jumping (36 comments)
Tell me about it. And in #5 she’s just smiling her drunken face off at the cameras. Yeah. She’s really shocked and put off by her papparazzi friends. And re:@yomamma: The idiot goes to a popular nightspot for a big party her FIRST DAY OUT and she’s put off by all the “unexpected” cameras? There are celebrities you never even see ONE pic of, let only 20, leaving establishments. They are, listen up now, DISCREET! Lindsey gets attention because she screams for it. In other words, she doesn’t WANT to be left the fuck alone.
re: Octomom Hates Each Of Her 14 Kids (139 comments)
Would it be trademark infringement to refer to her from now on as “Octopussy?)
re: Octomom Hates Each Of Her 14 Kids (139 comments)
Sort of a remake of “Lord of the Flies”, huh?
re: Selena Gomez is Cheating on Justin Bieber With Shia LaBeouf (92 comments)
So wait a minute. She’s NOT pregnant with the anti-Christ – um, I mean, Justin Bieber’s kid?
I’m missing waaay too much. I have got to buy a more comfy computer chair.
re: Lindsay Lohan Fails Alcohol Test, Goes Diva on Matt Lauer (75 comments)
It’snot Fish’s fault that Ryan Dunn had such shitty timing.
re: Sean Penn & Scarlett Johansson Aren't Great Dinner Guests (62 comments)
No, that’s pretty funny!



















re: Arnold Schwarzenegger & Maria Shriver Are Getting Back Together. Why Not? (42 comments)
And flying on the same plane together.