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And flying on the same plane together.

Posted on Nov 3rd, 2011
re: The Superficial Just Got Upgraded, Son (75 comments)

VICTORY!
Now, how’s about that edit button?

Were “sugar tits” on the menu?

Posted on Jul 11th, 2011
re: Mel Gibson Will Fight Alla Ya's (83 comments)

I KEEL YOU!!!

Posted on Jul 1st, 2011
re: Lindsay Lohan is a Victim of Weird Shoes and Husband Jumping (36 comments)

Tell me about it. And in #5 she’s just smiling her drunken face off at the cameras. Yeah. She’s really shocked and put off by her papparazzi friends. And re:@yomamma: The idiot goes to a popular nightspot for a big party her FIRST DAY OUT and she’s put off by all the “unexpected” cameras? There are celebrities you never even see ONE pic of, let only 20, leaving establishments. They are, listen up now, DISCREET! Lindsey gets attention because she screams for it. In other words, she doesn’t WANT to be left the fuck alone.

Posted on Jun 30th, 2011
re: Octomom Hates Each Of Her 14 Kids (139 comments)

Would it be trademark infringement to refer to her from now on as “Octopussy?)

Posted on Jun 30th, 2011
re: Octomom Hates Each Of Her 14 Kids (139 comments)

Sort of a remake of “Lord of the Flies”, huh?

Posted on Jun 30th, 2011
re: Selena Gomez is Cheating on Justin Bieber With Shia LaBeouf (92 comments)

So wait a minute. She’s NOT pregnant with the anti-Christ – um, I mean, Justin Bieber’s kid?
I’m missing waaay too much. I have got to buy a more comfy computer chair.

Posted on Jun 23rd, 2011
re: Lindsay Lohan Fails Alcohol Test, Goes Diva on Matt Lauer (75 comments)

It’snot Fish’s fault that Ryan Dunn had such shitty timing.

Posted on May 2nd, 2011
re: Sean Penn & Scarlett Johansson Aren't Great Dinner Guests (62 comments)

No, that’s pretty funny!