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You made it sound “fun” bad…like, “Oh! Watch this and get a laugh out of it because it’s so terrible.” Not “bad” bad. You owe me an apology, Fish. My brain is bleeding now.

In every photo like this, there is always a black guy in the background saying it all with his eyes.

In every photo like this, there is always a black in the background saying it all with his eyes.

Did he tattoo his initials on his arm in case he forgets them?? I realize that beauty and brawn typically don’t come with brains, but now they’ll be upside down when he looks at his arm and he’ll assume he is Wesley Snipes

Whooping cough has seen a recent uprise….I blame Hugh Hefner!

Thor: “I’m not buyin’ it. But you say I will get a tax break?”

Elsa: “See? That’s *your* nose. She doesn’t at all look like that boyishly handsome, er, I mean…unattractive Captain America fellow.”

“What do you mean I ‘can’t sacrifice her’? The gods will not be pleased.”

mother of baby: “See honey??! See? I told you she was yours!”

Thor: “My arse, she’s mine. She looks like Evans. Damn you, Captain America!! Damn you.”

Fish or Photo Boy, whatever:

This is unimportant! MCA has passed away!!