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Posted on Jul 14th
re: Selena Gomez Got Implants (Probably) (41 comments)

“Big, giant, gross asses”
Don’t worry. It’s next.

Posted on Jul 14th
re: Kim Kardashian Is Like A Working Mom, You Guys (24 comments)

Yup! But that’s not the surprising part. What’s surprising is that Sears went along with it. Apparently they’re just asleep at the wheel.

Posted on Jun 16th
re: Jay Z Is Cheating On Beyonce With This? (28 comments)

Huh. I guess you can get sick of steak.

Posted on Jun 16th
re: Khal Drogo Is Aquaman? Why Not? (21 comments)

Well who did you expect? Vincent Chase?

OMG they killed kenny.

Oh this totally explains the elevator incident. If I were Jay-Z I’d let Solange fist-fuck me in the middle of Grand Central Station if I thought it’d get me out of this wedding.

Posted on May 14th
re: Chris Martin Is Banging Alexa Chung Already (22 comments)

Already? I think you mean “still”.

I’m gonna guess… A frog that’s been turned into a skeezy hotel owner?

Posted on Mar 5th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 3.5.14 (17 comments)

An Oscar, a scarf AND a camel toe!
He’s a triple threat.

Posted on Feb 25th
re: Snooki's Pregnant Again (7 comments)

So.. AC Slater knocked up Snooki?