re: Kesha Still Shouldn't Wear Bathing Suits (24 comments)
Gee I wish I looked that bad in a bathing suit.
re: CeeLo Green Is The Raping Machine (26 comments)
Gosh “Forget You” has a whole new meaning now.
re: Wait. Lindsay Lohan Is A Nanny? (24 comments)
Apparently they don’t have father that loves them either.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.27.14 (15 comments)
Ha! I knew it. The nipples have gone solo.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.27.14 (13 comments)
I guess she’s all done breastfeeding now.
re: Kim Kardashian Doesn't Have Time For Beyonce (21 comments)
Oh she’s Team Jay-Z. He’s her upgrade path, like Kanye was when she was married to Kris Humphries. Can’t you hear her? “I left the VMAs early for *you*, baby!”
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.22.14 (16 comments)
Is that why it’s bald??
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.25.14 (19 comments)
“Come on… a few more steps and I can hand you back to your mommy the nanny”
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.25.14 (22 comments)
Does it have to be “or”?
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.26.14 (8 comments)
“Sorry sweetheart you have to be this tall [holds hand over head] to ride.”