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What I want to know is : why won’t she share the self-tan with him?

I think “Nicholas Hoult” is the answer to your unspoken question. If you had been banging Nicholas Hoult for several months, even Chris Martin will look good to you.

Posted on Aug 16th
re: Whoever's Robbing The Kardashians, Don't Stop (20 comments)

[slow hand clap] You have to hand to the stunt queens. This is one of the more inventive ways to renegotiate your contract.

Look, we’ve got OJ Simpson stalking Kim Kardashian. We can’t have everything.

Posted on Jul 14th
re: Selena Gomez Got Implants (Probably) (41 comments)

“Big, giant, gross asses”
Don’t worry. It’s next.

Posted on Jul 14th
re: Kim Kardashian Is Like A Working Mom, You Guys (24 comments)

Yup! But that’s not the surprising part. What’s surprising is that Sears went along with it. Apparently they’re just asleep at the wheel.

Posted on Jun 16th
re: Jay Z Is Cheating On Beyonce With This? (28 comments)

Huh. I guess you can get sick of steak.

Posted on Jun 16th
re: Khal Drogo Is Aquaman? Why Not? (21 comments)

Well who did you expect? Vincent Chase?

OMG they killed kenny.

Oh this totally explains the elevator incident. If I were Jay-Z I’d let Solange fist-fuck me in the middle of Grand Central Station if I thought it’d get me out of this wedding.