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I’m gonna guess… A frog that’s been turned into a skeezy hotel owner?

Posted on Mar 5th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 3.5.14 (17 comments)

An Oscar, a scarf AND a camel toe!
He’s a triple threat.

Posted on Feb 25th
re: Snooki's Pregnant Again (7 comments)

So.. AC Slater knocked up Snooki?

Posted on Feb 25th
re: James Franco Likes What Shia LaBeouf's Butt Is Cooking (12 comments)

Nobody needs this explained, James. Everybody over the age of 5 recognizes “take my ball and go home”.

Posted on Feb 25th
re: Alec Baldwin Isn't Famous Anymore (16 comments)

So say we all.

Posted on Feb 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 2.21.14 (8 comments)

Like a Gay Where’s Waldo… not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Posted on Feb 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 2.21.14 (12 comments)

“And the Emmy for Best Costume goes to… Game of Thrones”!

Posted on Feb 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 2.24.14 (41 comments)

All I know is I never heard anybody talking about butt implants until she started denying them.

“You guys! I wasn’t offered the cover of Vogue! Stop saying that!”
“I never said I got offered the part in the next Tarantino movie. I don’t know how these rumors get started!”

Posted on Feb 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 2.24.14 (18 comments)

Good catch on the Fritos. All I saw was the baby’s Sprite.

Posted on Jan 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.9.14 (17 comments)

Mama said knock you out.