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Posted on Aug 27th
re: Wait. Lindsay Lohan Is A Nanny? (24 comments)

Apparently they don’t have father that loves them either.

Posted on Aug 27th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.27.14 (15 comments)

Ha! I knew it. The nipples have gone solo.

Posted on Aug 27th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.27.14 (13 comments)

I guess she’s all done breastfeeding now.

Posted on Aug 27th
re: Kim Kardashian Doesn't Have Time For Beyonce (21 comments)

Oh she’s Team Jay-Z. He’s her upgrade path, like Kanye was when she was married to Kris Humphries. Can’t you hear her? “I left the VMAs early for *you*, baby!”

Posted on Aug 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.22.14 (16 comments)

Is that why it’s bald??

Posted on Aug 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.25.14 (19 comments)

“Come on… a few more steps and I can hand you back to your mommy the nanny”

Posted on Aug 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.25.14 (22 comments)

Does it have to be “or”?

Posted on Aug 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.26.14 (8 comments)

“Sorry sweetheart you have to be this tall [holds hand over head] to ride.”

Posted on Aug 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.26.14 (16 comments)

Where are Bai Ling’s nipples when you really need them.

Posted on Aug 26th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 8.26.14 (11 comments)

Gosh Bai Ling’s nipples are showing up everywhere now. Did they get a new publicist?