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Thank you.

She really is a natural beauty. Too bad about the bolt-ons which pretty much ruin it.

Dear women,
Small > fake every day of the week. Also, there is no such thing as a “good boob job” – only varying degrees of bad ones.

I speak on behalf of 97% of straight males.

Pussy is pussy.

Great ass. Didn’t she used to have boobs too tho ?

Oops that was supposed to be an uptick. Fucking iPad icons are tiny.

Moscow suits her.

I’m ok with this angle. It’s her face that I can’t unsee.

Never was into this chick for her looks but she scored major points with me when she stuck up for her husband after they lost the Super Bowl. That’s real love. Good for her.

“Even more ridiculous, he says he doesn’t want to hurt either one of them, but then doesn’t dive out the door into oncoming traffic which seems like the logical solution to that problem.”

^ Why I love this site. Fish, you are a seriously talented and funny writer. Thanks for so many laughs.

Romney wants to put gay ppl back in chains. Pass it on.