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re: Bristol Palin Criticizes Obama On Gay Marriage, Says Kids Need Mom And A Dad. Let That Sink In. (169 comments)
“still marks an historical moment when an American president has come out in support of an extremely controversial topic”
Gay marriage is hardly controversial. Every poll in the half-decade shows a majority in favor. Even Dick Cheney supported it a few years back.
There still isn’t true equality until polygamist marriages are legal. Consenting adults, none of our business, etc etc
re: So John Travolta May Or May Not Have Molested A Man Over Hamburgers (47 comments)
Straight, gay, bi… who cares? The real story is what’s going on with that hair.
re: Lindsay Lohan & Rosario Dawson Out-Boobed Everyone at The White House Correspondents' Association Dinner (28 comments)
pretty much
re: Kim Kardashian & Lindsay Lohan Are Invited To The White House (85 comments)
Kim and Lindsay? Makes perfect sense, since Obama’s election basically marked the endgame for America’s descent into pop-culture idiocy.
re: Ted Nugent Threatened To Kill Obama. Again. (134 comments)
I like how everyone acknowledges that Vietnam was a dumb war that wasted thousands of lives on both sides, yet we still criticize anyone who was smart enough to avoid going in the first place. Yaaay logic.
re: Mila Kunis Immediately Denies Dating Ashton Kutcher (23 comments)
She’s not that hot anymore. Hitting that wall early.
re: Jennifer Love Hewitt Thinks She Can Bang Adam Levine Now (49 comments)
ITT: we pretend Adam Levine is heterosexual.
re: Chris Brown Tweets Support For Trayvon Martin. Oh, Goddammit... (112 comments)
“this whole story was a carefully contrived narrative to re-elect Obama”
Preposterous! Everyone know the media is truthful and trustworthy.
re: BREAKING: Years Old, Publicly Available Photo of Andrew Breitbart Hugging A Black Guy Found (121 comments)
” I hope he is burning in hell now.”
Unlike yourself, Breitbart was smart enough to realize there is no god, no heaven, no hell.



















re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 5.24.12 (43 comments)
“International Center for Research for Women’s Champions for Change.” If its really international they should be honoring Muslim women like the one who got her nose cut off by the Taliban; not some multimillionaire, dipshit actress.