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Dude, who are you writing to? Mexicans can’t afford the internets!

Glad it wasn’t an 1st Nation (Indian), now those are some fucking gross people!

If someone 9/11′d Mexico you wouldn’t even notice, except it might smell better.

If you don’t consider the fact that she is apeishly hairy a flaw.

No, but really does Mexico suck. You can tell this because you have to pay Federales 20 bucks to not plant drugs on you when you drive through their village.

This is what most Mexican girls look like until they turn thirty and grow a super thick Burt Reynolds mustache and their once adorable arm fuzz turns wirey and black. Also, it is a well known fact that Mexican women are prone to serious cases of spider veins from all the squatting they do shitting out anchor babies on the American side of the border.

Where is this chick’s neck tat? All the Mexican I see trying to figure out the self checkout at Walmart all have neck tats… Something is fishy.