re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.7.14 (22 comments)
In order for Geraldo to give away the bride doesn’t someone have to want her first?
re: Bruce Jenner And His Shaved Trachea Are Quitting 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians' (24 comments)
I find it hard to believe a man who made a movie with the Village People might be more comfortable living as a woman.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 2.11.14 (14 comments)
And desperately wants to be Queen.
re: Stephanie Seymour Poses For Harper's Bazaar With Her Sons (5 comments)
“Now that’s just wrong.” – Evelyn Mulwray
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 2.12.14 (8 comments)
“…and by the time I was done fucking him, Willy Wonka was so grateful he was like ‘no, really, take the coat, you’ve earned it…’”
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 2.12.14 (9 comments)
Hi I’m Christopher McDonald, remember when I was in EVERY FUCKING MOVIE?
No? That’s OK. *I* do.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 2.12.14 (25 comments)
Is he trawling kids’ birthday parties now?
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.23.14 (24 comments)
Ask your doctor if Fuckitall is right for you.
re: Justin Bieber Actually Told The Cops He Was High On Weed, Pills, And Booze (57 comments)
Nice to see Miley prettying herself up for her next video.
re: Justin Bieber Got Arrested For DUI (43 comments)
A celebrity arrested for a DUI? Oh no! 28 or 35 more of those things and he might have to pretend to perform a weekend of community service!*
(Deduct 2 to 4 violations if he ever actually kills someone).