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“Oooohhhhh, if I had a bag of dicks you’d be so choking on them right noooowwww…”

Seriously: You can see her thinking “Go choke on a bag of dicks” in this picture, can’t you?

She has the smile of a woman always secretly wishing she could tell you to go choke on a bag of dicks.

Posted on Nov 24th
re: CAPTION THE SHIT OUT OF THESE BILL COSBY PICS (5 comments)

Can someone Photoshop this so it looks like he’s trying to pull the trigger of a shotgun aimed at his head with his toes?

Posted on Nov 24th
re: CAPTION THE SHIT OUT OF THESE BILL COSBY PICS (4 comments)

In all my decades of advocating civil rights, destroying myths and stereotypes, delighting audiences from small Nevada clubs to stadiums to America’s living room, I must say…the black power salute never feels better than jammed up the unsuspecting narcoticized hinder of a woman who actually thinks I’ll do something to help her career. Thank you Miami! Good night!

Posted on Nov 24th
re: CAPTION THE SHIT OUT OF THESE BILL COSBY PICS (8 comments)

You tell a soul and I’ll poke your eyes out…howzabout a little Etta James?

Posted on Nov 24th
re: CAPTION THE SHIT OUT OF THESE BILL COSBY PICS (7 comments)

Now in my day when Fat Albert and us other kids would gang rape a jogger we didn’t call it “wilding,” we called it “a junkyard howdy.”

Posted on Nov 24th
re: CAPTION THE SHIT OUT OF THESE BILL COSBY PICS (5 comments)

Y’see tossin the salad of a barely conscious starlet used to be easier on the knees…

Posted on Nov 24th
re: CAPTION THE SHIT OUT OF THESE BILL COSBY PICS (8 comments)

And she was all like “no, Mr. Cosby I’m only 16!” with the scrunchies and the hymen and the no ride home awwww-wowwwwww-wowwwww…

Posted on Nov 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.24.14 (11 comments)

Worst Dinner Theater Touring Production of Midnight Cowboy The Musical EVER.