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Posted on Nov 20th
re: All The Shit Happening With Bill Cosby (127 comments)

Or maybe he raped them, they were scared to come forward at the time because they thought no one would believe them and now they’re less afraid to come forward but some people still don’t believe them.
You know. Maybe.

Posted on Nov 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 11.18.14 (28 comments)

How about Hlaria Baldwin? She’s not under 30! She’s exactly 30! So there! (curls in fetal position, knowing this is as good as life gets, masturbates furiously, cries self to sleep).

Posted on Nov 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.17.14 (14 comments)

Thanks for reminding us Lindsay never had a chance.

Posted on Nov 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.17.14 (8 comments)

We’re going to the Village People Tribute Concert, and I’m going to be rough trade for bears, and you’re going to watch and you’re going to LIKE IT! GOD, I HATE BABYSITTING!

Posted on Nov 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.17.14 (11 comments)

Nick Nolte 2.0 is not amused by your cat Vines.

Posted on Nov 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.17.14 (13 comments)

Oi! My Fox News Douche-y Sense is all a-tinglin’ like.

Posted on Nov 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.17.14 (14 comments)

Post-dated out of state?

Posted on Nov 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.17.14 (13 comments)

How expensive can asses be that Bruce Wayne can’t afford one?

Posted on Nov 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 11.17.14 (22 comments)

As totally bleeding heart as I am, now even I’m starting to think Jay-Z got the raw end of that deal in the elevator

Posted on Nov 12th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 11.12.14 (20 comments)

There’s an all Flintstone version of Some Like It Hot?