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Posted on Apr 7th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.7.14 (22 comments)

In order for Geraldo to give away the bride doesn’t someone have to want her first?

I find it hard to believe a man who made a movie with the Village People might be more comfortable living as a woman.

Posted on Feb 13th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 2.11.14 (14 comments)

And desperately wants to be Queen.

“Now that’s just wrong.” – Evelyn Mulwray

Posted on Feb 12th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 2.12.14 (8 comments)

“…and by the time I was done fucking him, Willy Wonka was so grateful he was like ‘no, really, take the coat, you’ve earned it…’”

Posted on Feb 12th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 2.12.14 (9 comments)

Hi I’m Christopher McDonald, remember when I was in EVERY FUCKING MOVIE?

No? That’s OK. *I* do.

Posted on Feb 12th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 2.12.14 (25 comments)

Is he trawling kids’ birthday parties now?

Posted on Jan 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.23.14 (24 comments)

Ask your doctor if Fuckitall is right for you.

Nice to see Miley prettying herself up for her next video.

Posted on Jan 23rd
re: Justin Bieber Got Arrested For DUI (43 comments)

A celebrity arrested for a DUI? Oh no! 28 or 35 more of those things and he might have to pretend to perform a weekend of community service!*

(Deduct 2 to 4 violations if he ever actually kills someone).