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Posted on Jul 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.29.14 (16 comments)

I don’t know where each one begins, but I know where I just ended. Yuck. This is gonna be one long train ride home.

Posted on Jul 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.25.14 (9 comments)

Is there such a think as a SILF? A skeleton I’d like to fuck?

Posted on Jul 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.25.14 (21 comments)

The dog heard Alec call her a filthy little pig so many times he assumed she’d taste like bacon.

Posted on Jul 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.25.14 (12 comments)

That’s the look that makes Nic Cage say “man, dial it back a skosch.”

Posted on Jul 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.25.14 (33 comments)

“I see an upside down lower case r. How about you Joe Jonas, what do you see up in the…hey, hey HEY PUT THAT BACK!”

Posted on Jul 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.25.14 (14 comments)

The BBC is bringing back to Tell the Truth?

Posted on Jul 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.24.14 (18 comments)

That’s the translator he hired to tell any hot barely legal immigrant kids getting off the buses “no, really, he’s famous.”

Posted on Jul 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.24.14 (9 comments)

That’s the translator he hired to tell any hot barely legal immigrant kids getting off the buses “no, really, he’s famous.”

Posted on Jul 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.24.14 (5 comments)

“And we’d like to thank Joe Jonas for letting us take this poster out of his bedroom for the afternoon.”

Posted on Jul 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.24.14 (9 comments)

Why does he always have a look on his face like he just caught a guy staring at his ass? And that look always looks vaguely hopeful?