re: 'What does the Fox say?
'I wish I didn’t have Parkinson's.'' (2 comments)
And the winner is.
re: Owen Wilson Knocked Up A Married Woman (17 comments)
He is rumored to have four kids by four different women, he has publically acknowledged two of them (which includes the one mentioned)
re: “Read the license you idiot … I’m Jennifer Garner… Garner!”
"And I told you I loved you in 'Boys Don't Cry!'' (2 comments)
I have a theory Ben Affleck married her for her man-shoulders
re: Why Is Kris Jenner In A Bikini? God Is Dead (59 comments)
re: "That’s a sweet hat, Leo. What about mine? It’s cool too, right? Hey, when I overheard you saying you were taking your 'flunky' to the US Open, what did you mean by that? Is that like some special tennis racket or something? Ha, that’s weird, I don’t see it here in the box…" (2 comments)
I bet he will write a tell all about DiCaprio some day.
re: "Mr. Malkavik, why are you wearing a dress?"
"It’s Malcovich, kid, and this is not a dress, it’s a practical unigarmet that disassembles social perceptions of gender fashion and presents a united statement of rejecting bigotry."
"Oh, but is that a purse?"
"Yes, this is my purse." (5 comments)
re: "Is that my meth dealer? Is that a gun? Shit, uh, Avaticapaymydebtsaca!" (2 comments)
re: Put Me Down For Guardians Of The Galaxy. I'm In. (22 comments)
the racoon was a character in the last marvel vs capcom game, what is marvel’s fascination with it
re: "Excuuuuuse me, precious… does you likes me new hat and shoulder bag? HA-GHOLLUM GOLLUM!" (4 comments)
re: "Hey, anyone ever tell you you look like Shia LeBouf? … I like that … everybody Wang Chung toniiiight …” (1 comments)
haha wang chung