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Posted on May 5th
re: Lea Michele: 'Legends Of Oz: Dorothy's Return' (6 comments)

Polka dots and fancy backdrops can’t camouflage that back fat roll.

Posted on Dec 23rd, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 12.23.13 (12 comments)

Seen here begging the Farrely brothers for a cameo spot in Dumb and Dumber Too

Posted on Dec 23rd, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 12.23.13 (9 comments)

What in the name of sweet baby jesus is that smell?
“I haven’t washed my cock in 3 years”

Posted on Dec 23rd, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 12.23.13 (12 comments)

The only part that shocked me was “that fatty smokes crack?” I find it difficult to believe. Weed? You bet your fat ass.

Posted on Dec 23rd, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 12.23.13 (5 comments)

“…and then I told the girl to wrap that box tight!”

Posted on Dec 23rd, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 12.23.13 (20 comments)

Santa came early. Twice.

Posted on Jul 19th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.19.13 (10 comments)

Awkward celebrity photo-ops aside, those are the hands of death.

Posted on Jul 19th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.19.13 (20 comments)

This is what it looks like when you are allowed to shit your pants in public.

Posted on Jul 19th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.19.13 (32 comments)

Passerby on set: “Jennifer Oldistan! Your acting sucks and your career is over! You should just jump”

Jennifer’s face reveals the truth: “He’s not wrong”

Posted on Jul 19th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 7.19.13 (21 comments)

The man has brought in billions of dollars – I think he’s entitled to show off his ass crunches.

“LOOK AT MY GLUTES!”