re: Kim Kardashian & Blac Chyna: Barry's Bootcamp (6 comments)
I guess NIcki Minaj’s cut of the profits would’ve been too big, so Kim chose the only other person in the world whose ass would not be completely dwarfed by her enormous, revolting disasster of a posterior.
re: Miley Cyrus Really Wants You To See Her Nipples (23 comments)
She also really doesn’t want to look like Miley Cyrus, which is completely understandable.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.6.14 (17 comments)
I didn’t know Ed Begley, Jr. was transitioning.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.6.14 (23 comments)
I thought that was Uncle Tex’s hat.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.6.14 (7 comments)
Hopefully OmniCorp has developed something to help her get out of those pants later.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.6.14 (9 comments)
Now THAT I would call “performing.”
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.6.14 (5 comments)
And by “performing,” you mean “clenching.”
re: Peter Dinklage Riding A Razor Scooter (11 comments)
“My brother has his sword, King Robert has his warhammer and I have my puffy vest and my scooter.”
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 1.13.14 (33 comments)
That would be “masseur.” Definitely a masseur.
re: Are Kanye West & R. Kelly Having A Crazy-Off? Because Jesus Christ (40 comments)
Two thoughts: (1) these guys occupy the top two positions in my list of repugnant humans who make music I can’t stop listening to; and (2) I just solved the case of my Mom’s missing sunglasses from 2006.