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Posted on Mar 6th
re: Kim Kardashian & Blac Chyna: Barry's Bootcamp (6 comments)

I guess NIcki Minaj’s cut of the profits would’ve been too big, so Kim chose the only other person in the world whose ass would not be completely dwarfed by her enormous, revolting disasster of a posterior.

Posted on Feb 7th
re: Miley Cyrus Really Wants You To See Her Nipples (23 comments)

She also really doesn’t want to look like Miley Cyrus, which is completely understandable.

Posted on Feb 6th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.6.14 (17 comments)

I didn’t know Ed Begley, Jr. was transitioning.

Posted on Feb 6th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.6.14 (23 comments)

I thought that was Uncle Tex’s hat.

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Posted on Feb 6th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.6.14 (7 comments)

Hopefully OmniCorp has developed something to help her get out of those pants later.

Posted on Feb 6th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.6.14 (9 comments)

Now THAT I would call “performing.”

Posted on Feb 6th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.6.14 (5 comments)

And by “performing,” you mean “clenching.”

Posted on Jan 16th
re: Peter Dinklage Riding A Razor Scooter (11 comments)

“My brother has his sword, King Robert has his warhammer and I have my puffy vest and my scooter.”

Posted on Jan 13th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 1.13.14 (33 comments)

That would be “masseur.” Definitely a masseur.

Two thoughts: (1) these guys occupy the top two positions in my list of repugnant humans who make music I can’t stop listening to; and (2) I just solved the case of my Mom’s missing sunglasses from 2006.