re: Are Kanye West & R. Kelly Having A Crazy-Off? Because Jesus Christ (23 comments)
Two thoughts: (1) these guys occupy the top two positions in my list of repugnant humans who make music I can’t stop listening to; and (2) I just solved the case of my Mom’s missing sunglasses from 2006.
re: Miley Cyrus Ain't Wearin' No Dang' Ol Underwear (30 comments)
I don’t care what stupid shit she does to her hair or how little clothes she wears, I will never get past that derpy chipmunk face.
re: Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Photos: Ceasar's Palace (3 comments)
When will the internet ever learn … chaps are, by definition, “assless.”
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 5.18.12 (81 comments)
Canless in Cannes.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 5.18.12 (38 comments)
No redeeming qualities whatsoever.
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 5.18.12 (24 comments)
re: Kim Kardashian & Lindsay Lohan Are Invited To The White House (85 comments)
They weren’t invited to the White House. The dinner is being held at the St. Regis Hotel.