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Posted on Aug 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.20.14 (24 comments)

Celine Dion’s head, but the chin is an animatronic that gapes open to reveal SJP’s mouth

Posted on Aug 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.20.14 (26 comments)

“What? Ron, there is no way can you get your whole arm up my ass through the yoga pants and without lu-uuubbnnghh! gngh!….ergh! oooohhhh…. hmmmm… do I feel a Rolex?”

Posted on Aug 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.15.14 (10 comments)

“I think this sonic screwdriver might have been up Matt Smith’s arse… “

Posted on Aug 1st
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.1.14 (3 comments)

thank fuck for that – those last few pics had me ready to open a vein.

Posted on Aug 1st
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.1.14 (17 comments)

“You know how big Stallone’s feet are right? Right? Fucking tiny! That guy is like a seven and a half – that’s like a European size zero for a guy.”
“Now look at how big my feet are – look! – and tell me – what the fuck did Bridget ever see in him!?!”

Posted on Jul 31st
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.30.14 (5 comments)

Ho-nan the Destroyer? (of Catholic School morals?)

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.22.14 (23 comments)

Hi Katie Price!

Posted on Jul 8th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.7.14 (15 comments)

“Yeah, so Robin Thicke is pretty much done, but I was in that same Blurred Lines video, and look at the shit I can still get away! God bless you, magic hat.”

Posted on Jun 11th
re: Miley Cyrus Bangerz Tour: Milan (6 comments)

has someone photoshopped out Rocco Siffredi sticking it in her pooper?

Posted on May 27th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 5.27.14 (31 comments)

If this picture had sound, it would be Kenny G farting ‘Songbird” – without lifting a butt cheek.