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Posted on Oct 31st
re: The Crap We Missed: Halloween Edition (5 comments)

stop smiling like that! don’t you know your whole face creases up when you do that? it’s like looking at Arnie’s wrinkled old nut sack, but with eyes.

Posted on Oct 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 10.9.14 (12 comments)

And with that Bo-Jo and his jolly band of pals saved the day, and to reward them for saving the Tube from the bands of swarthy foreign beggars and gypsies, Master Bun, the finest baker in all of St Pancras, treated them to the finest cream cakes and buns in all of London town.
“Hurrah! Lashings of tuck all round!” cried Boris, as he stuffed his big fat stupid head with cake and for God’s sake someone stop him or this bloody idiot will be in charge of Britain soon.

Posted on Sep 15th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.15.14 (10 comments)

Have they grown?

Posted on Aug 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.20.14 (24 comments)

Celine Dion’s head, but the chin is an animatronic that gapes open to reveal SJP’s mouth

Posted on Aug 21st
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.20.14 (26 comments)

“What? Ron, there is no way can you get your whole arm up my ass through the yoga pants and without lu-uuubbnnghh! gngh!….ergh! oooohhhh…. hmmmm… do I feel a Rolex?”

Posted on Aug 16th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.15.14 (10 comments)

“I think this sonic screwdriver might have been up Matt Smith’s arse… “

Posted on Aug 1st
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.1.14 (3 comments)

thank fuck for that – those last few pics had me ready to open a vein.

Posted on Aug 1st
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 8.1.14 (17 comments)

“You know how big Stallone’s feet are right? Right? Fucking tiny! That guy is like a seven and a half – that’s like a European size zero for a guy.”
“Now look at how big my feet are – look! – and tell me – what the fuck did Bridget ever see in him!?!”

Posted on Jul 31st
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.30.14 (5 comments)

Ho-nan the Destroyer? (of Catholic School morals?)

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.22.14 (23 comments)

Hi Katie Price!