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Posted on Jul 31st
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.30.14 (5 comments)

Ho-nan the Destroyer? (of Catholic School morals?)

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.22.14 (23 comments)

Hi Katie Price!

Posted on Jul 8th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 7.7.14 (15 comments)

“Yeah, so Robin Thicke is pretty much done, but I was in that same Blurred Lines video, and look at the shit I can still get away! God bless you, magic hat.”

Posted on Jun 11th
re: Miley Cyrus Bangerz Tour: Milan (6 comments)

has someone photoshopped out Rocco Siffredi sticking it in her pooper?

Posted on May 27th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 5.27.14 (31 comments)

If this picture had sound, it would be Kenny G farting ‘Songbird” – without lifting a butt cheek.

Isn’t she demonstrating ‘suck a golf ball through a garden hose’ while ‘cupping the jewels’? Say what you like about Lindsay, that girl has talents

Posted on May 9th
re: Mariah Carey Posing For Terry Richardson (7 comments)

“Terry – is that a roofie in my champagne? Because you know I got immune to that stuff while I was married to Tommy.”

Posted on Mar 27th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 3.24.14 (14 comments)

Is she wearing a belly chain?!?

Posted on Feb 7th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 2.7.14 (16 comments)

“just a few inches lower, and I’ll be touching his ass… c’mon Leo, just a sign, one sign – look at me goddamit! You know you want it!”

Posted on Jan 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 1.8.14 (28 comments)

I’d Cara her Della-vingies.