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Posted on Aug 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.20.14 (12 comments)

Yeah, he’s a Laker’s player. He’s 6’7 and she is 5’10.

Posted on Aug 20th
re: Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are engaged (73 comments)

At least 7

Posted on Jul 24th
re: Charisma Carpenter's Naked (10 comments)

I have been waiting for this since Season 1 of Buffy and I didn’t know she did Playboy. I am a 28-year-old straight female and I cannot not stare at her.

Posted on Jul 23rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.23.14 (8 comments)

Unless there’s paparazzi following you. They’re like free security guards.

Posted on Jul 18th
re: What Happened To Britney Spears' Face? (27 comments)

Shhh shh shhhh, children & Fish, come :waves over: , gather ’round in a circle and sit Indian style at the hem of my maxi skirt. I will pull the woman’s book of secrets out of my uterus and read to you the specific answers to Fish’s question as you look at each other and up at me with wonder.

What Happened To Britney Spears’ Face?
:leafs several pages past the prologue:

ahh here it is,
Chapter 1 – Brow bone area
Her eyebrows are recently bleached. It takes about 2 weeks for eyebrow roots to grow in a bit to provide some shading. This, especially if you are tan, makes you look like a mutant unless you use eyebrow pencils or eyebrow powder to fill and make the area look less sparse. She didn’t do this, but she did apply dark eye makeup, which exaggerates the eyebrow issue.

Chapter 2 – Lip area
She is a 32-year-old smoker, and as such should have had the fine lines of a smoker around her mouth, but she does not because of dermatological intervention. This means, she gets either Botox or Restylane injections right around her lips and above her top lip. This has been freshly done. The area between her top line and nose is temporarily numb and paralyzed, which is why her top lip looks funny and she is licking it, same idea as when people look strange after being numbed at the dentist.

Chapter 3 – Nose
The top of your lip and the base of your nose connect via the
depressor septi muscle. It’s been injected as mentioned in Chapter 2 and the area is temporarily paralyzed. She actually can not smile because the muscle is seized. What that does to the normally bulbous tip of her nose is temporarily minimize it because the nostrils are narrowed and pulled into a shape similar to what happens when you are sniffing something.

The End.

Posted on Jul 3rd
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.3.14 (14 comments)

Am I the only one that noticed how flat this ass is? Especially in comparison to la Lopez. Thick muscular stubby legs like those should come with a nice round bubble butt as an apology of sorts for the legs.

Posted on Jul 2nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.1.14 (17 comments)

That’s its mother.

Posted on Jul 2nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 7.1.14 (17 comments)

That’s their mother, Tish.

Posted on Jul 2nd
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 7.2.14 (8 comments)

That’s a lipo job on her stomach. Tara Reid’s doc should’ve stopped at this point. Just sayin

I truly think that will happen. I’ve been surprised that the school shootings have gone on this long. Those kids want to go out during something infamous. How long til they realize it’s not 1999 anymore and they’re going to have to take out celebs for some notoriety? I’m serious.