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Just chillin’ out maxin,’ relaxin’ all cool? No, I think this is a couple of guys who are up to no good.

Posted on Feb 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 1.10.14 (24 comments)

*As if a piano-mover’s job wasn’t hard enough.

Posted on Feb 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 1.10.14 (24 comments)

As if moving a piano-mover’s job wasn’t hard enough.

Posted on Nov 23rd, 2011
re: Courtney Stodden Has Charitable Cleavage (50 comments)

More mismatched boob layers than a Turducken.

Posted on Nov 21st, 2011
re: The 2011 American Music Awards (9 comments)

Nope. Even when they’re vajazzled on, I’m *still* not fooled by the rocks that you got.

Posted on Nov 21st, 2011
re: Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez At The American Music Awards (5 comments)

So wait. Underneath the quilted jacket, he was wearing velour waders?

Posted on Nov 21st, 2011
re: Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez At The American Music Awards (1 comments)

“My. Armrest. Bitch.”

Posted on Nov 21st, 2011
re: Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez At The American Music Awards (4 comments)

Is she hamstering a meatball in her cheek?

Posted on Nov 11th, 2011
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 11.11.11 (45 comments)

…that awkward moment when you realize you’re supposed to be here for the bloG job, not the bloW job??