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Posted on Jan 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 1.14.14 (9 comments)

“Sorry ma’am, but the Denise Huxtable auditions aren’t until tomorrow.”

Posted on Jan 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 1.14.14 (11 comments)

“Bitch stole my fish! I can smell it on her!”

Posted on Jan 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 1.14.14 (15 comments)

More like check her stomach.

Posted on Jan 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 1.15.14 (20 comments)

This is actually what Lindsay Lohan looks like near the end of a marathon blowjob.

Posted on Jan 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 1.15.14 (8 comments)

I’d make that face too if i couldn’t squeeze my farts outta that dress.

Posted on Jan 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 1.15.14 (13 comments)

“JESUS after everything I’ve done to be unlikable and you dumb shits still want autographs?!”

Posted on Jan 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 1.15.14 (19 comments)

Don’t matter how meta you get; a butter face is a butter face.

Posted on Jan 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 1.15.14 (19 comments)

BINGO

Posted on Jan 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.16.14 (26 comments)

Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe before the surgeries.

Posted on Jan 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.16.14 (12 comments)

“Yeah…that’ll fit.”