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Posted on Jan 25th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.24.13 (8 comments)

“the joke’s on you…I’ll pull my own finger!”

Posted on Jan 25th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.24.13 (28 comments)

…somehow the relaunch of Fresh Prince was more gansta than the ’90s original.

Posted on Jan 25th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.24.13 (28 comments)

How hard do you think he is clenching is butthole right now?

Posted on Jan 25th, 2013
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.24.13 (27 comments)

I’m going to go ahead an assume that the padded walls aren’t just a decorating choice.

Posted on Dec 13th, 2012
re: Lindsay Lohan on 'Good Morning America' (7 comments)

She’s more jowly than Walter Matthau doing his Marlon Brando impression in the voice of Droopy Dog.

Posted on Oct 25th, 2012
re: Joe Simpson's Gay? I Don't See It (2 comments)

Frank’s bored facial expression and paint-splattered shirt make up the perfect diversion for his 3-foot long cock.

Posted on Oct 25th, 2012
re: Courtney Stodden Trying On Halloween Costumes: Part 1 (5 comments)

I don’t want to be all nostalgic, but remember when Christina looked like a slutty AIDS patient and not that giant turd monster from Star Wars??

Posted on Sep 20th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 9.20.12 (27 comments)

Bear Blu: “Eat your regurgitated, gluten-free, vegan hippie barf? As If! You’re a virgin who can’t drive”

Posted on Sep 20th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 9.20.12 (36 comments)

And just like that, Thanksgiving was cancelled.