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“After one night with Dennis Rodman, my vagina was thiiiis wide.”

Posted on Dec 14th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 12.13.12 (31 comments)

Global warming, my ass! Her nipples are telling me it’s cold right now in Miami!

Posted on Dec 14th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 12.13.12 (23 comments)

“Keep…..the…..shirt……ON!. I know what your contract says….but not yet!”

Posted on Dec 6th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 12.5.12 (47 comments)

“Oh derrrrrrr! Of course I’ve done nothing but live off my Dad’s money all my life. …sheeesh!”

Posted on Dec 6th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 12.5.12 (22 comments)

Obviously her mouth was ready before she dropped to her knees.

Posted on Oct 23rd, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 10.22.12 (24 comments)

“…and then she started whining “my eye, my eye”….hahaha”

Posted on Sep 25th, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.24.12 (7 comments)

“…oh, you have a bit of credibility there. Let me remove that for you.”

Posted on Aug 3rd, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 8.2.12 (22 comments)

That’s the trouble when airbags go off. Your head snaps back.

Posted on Apr 6th, 2011
re: 0405-the-crap-we-missed-04 (31 comments)

So…Bubbles the Chimp is with Heidi now??

Posted on Apr 1st, 2011
re: 0331-the-crap-we-missed-15 (31 comments)

Wait. What?!?! Peter Griffin/Family guy is based on real people?