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Craigslist Missed Encounters: You, at the Black Tulip premiere in Beverly Hills, Me, the only Lesbian there…

Anything to get Vince back…

Kurt would have pulled the trigger again… and again.

Only Soon-Yi and Woody Allen understand why that kiss feels so wrong and so good at the same…

Miss Piggy looking for Kermit

It’s just like a Popsicle – just put your lips over your teeth and suck on it like a Popsicle.

Traveling Madame Tussaud ‘s exhibit?

I just wanted to feel the power between my legs one last time…

Her pose reminds of that legendary Gary Larson cartoon of the bee (Iggy) standing by the window of a room in a bee hive and the caption read, “Iggy knew he was lucky to have a room with a view.”

FUPA – Fat Upper Pussy Area