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Yeah, we’ll see about all that.

What the fuck exactly am I looking at here?

Look, kid, why waste your night with someone who’s just going to get back in her limo at 11pm?

Aim lower, and you’ll have a better chance of a BJ later in the evening.

And that’s what it’s all about.

It’s funny how Britney Spears gets a pretty low rating these days as far as “Celebrity Hot” goes, but as far as “Average/Suburban Soccer Mom” hot goes, she’s still got all the goods.

I guess the difference between the two is what defines the rest of as the filthy, ugly, miserable masses.

Her breasts look 400, no, 500% larger than a few years ago.

She might have a future doing footjob videos with those size-13s. Jesus.

How’s Mark Hamill going to fit a movie like this into his busy schedule of…um…rotting in the sun?

This is the classic bait and switch.

When you watch that show, there ain’t no pole. There ain’t no girls dancing. It’s just some crappy CBS comedy.

What is this? Weekend at Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s?

I think it’s great. He played the media for the fools that they are.

If you’re the type who’s upset by this revelation and wants to blame somebody, blame broads who watch football and the media who cater to them by promoting all those human interest stories during the pre-game shows.