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Posted on Apr 5th, 2013
re: Jada Pinkett Admits She Has An Open Marriage To Will Smith (22 comments)

Yeah, we’ll see about all that.

Posted on Apr 1st, 2013
re: Kim Kardashian's Pregnant Cleavage Isn't Helping (2 comments)

What the fuck exactly am I looking at here?

Posted on Mar 20th, 2013
re: Kate Upton Might Be Some Kid's Prom Date (17 comments)

Look, kid, why waste your night with someone who’s just going to get back in her limo at 11pm?

Aim lower, and you’ll have a better chance of a BJ later in the evening.

And that’s what it’s all about.

Posted on Mar 18th, 2013
re: Britney Spears Wearing Daisy Dukes to Her Sons' Soccer Games (5 comments)

It’s funny how Britney Spears gets a pretty low rating these days as far as “Celebrity Hot” goes, but as far as “Average/Suburban Soccer Mom” hot goes, she’s still got all the goods.

I guess the difference between the two is what defines the rest of as the filthy, ugly, miserable masses.

Posted on Feb 27th, 2013
re: Kate Hudson's In A Bikini Again (9 comments)

Her breasts look 400, no, 500% larger than a few years ago.

She might have a future doing footjob videos with those size-13s. Jesus.

How’s Mark Hamill going to fit a movie like this into his busy schedule of…um…rotting in the sun?

This is the classic bait and switch.

When you watch that show, there ain’t no pole. There ain’t no girls dancing. It’s just some crappy CBS comedy.

What is this? Weekend at Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s?

Posted on Jan 17th, 2013
re: So This Manti Te'o Business... (35 comments)

I think it’s great. He played the media for the fools that they are.

If you’re the type who’s upset by this revelation and wants to blame somebody, blame broads who watch football and the media who cater to them by promoting all those human interest stories during the pre-game shows.