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Kanye likes Kim’s gladiator dress.

Whatever she did to her lips was a mistake.

Ahhh sweet mystery of life… Oh, who am I kidding. Penis goes here.

It’s time someone informs her stylist that highlighting a feature that doesn’t exist is detrimental to her appearance.

Can’t thumbs up this comment enough times. How about +1000

“Look, mate, me balls itch and the paps keep shooting me scratchin’ ‘em. Gimme a little cover here, eh?”

Can’t keep up here… How are these pancake titties any better than other pancake titties? Her tan looks a little greasy too.

I know, right? Always thought she was the good looking Judd!

He does. The big one is his wallet, and he has Gene Simmons’ actual tongue in a glass case in a secret room back at his palace in Abu Dhabi.

Best laugh of the day, Doc, thanks.